The Akatsuki caught me..

Chapter 9: Katsu!

"Oh, no... You've doomed us all, Brat..." Sasori glared at me. I blinked at him. "Eeh?" Deidara chuckled. "Not now, Later. I want to savor the moment she sees how much of a man I am. Hmm!" I rolled my eyes. "Oh, please." Itachi and Sasori chuckled. After that, there was silence. I thought to myself, trying to entertain myself. I thought back to Itachi being a monkey/chicken, and a unicorn. I laughed so hard I almost fell out of Deidara's arms. "What the hell?Hm?" I snickered. "Oh, sorry Dei. I was thinking of something funny, that has to do with unicorns and monkeys 'bawking' like a chicken.

Itachi caught my drift, and gave me a nasty glare. I stuck my tounge out and he ignore me and kept walking. I snickered. "Deidara, watch this.." I whisperer to him. He snickered, and nodded. I started combing my invisable long hair. I fluttered my eyeslashes and smirked, staring in Itachi's direction. "Ooh!~ Look at me, I'm Itachi Uchiha and I absolutly LOOOOVE my long, girly black hair, and I let a 14-year-old girl use Mind Control on me, then made me jump around acting like a unicorn, with rainbows coming from my butt, and made me sratch my head and butt like a monkey and cluck like a chicken!!" I said in a high-pitched girl's voice. I grinned, so eager for Itachi's response. As soon as I shut my mouth, Itachi flashed right infront of me, grabbed me and stood me up, and started dragging me by my short hair.

"Owowowowow?" I said as he dragged me. Sasori and Deidara were dying of laughter. "No, SERIOUSLY? Hmmm!" Deidara said inbetween breathes. "Yes!!!" I yelled, laughing aswell. Itachi stopped and slapped his hands over the curse mark on my shoulder blade. I screamed loudly, and accidently let out my 'Physic Wave' attack. Itachi flinched and flew backwards, slamming into a tree, along with Deidara and Sasori. I blinked and looked at all of them. I covered my mouth and my face flustered. "I-I'm sorry!" 'Wait.. What am I saying?' The voice in my head said. 'I could just escape these guys, and go on my own.. I'm perfect the way I am.' It giggled. I nodded, and looked up into the sky, 'Eyes white as snow, give my powers and do not go' I chanted in my head, and yelled, "Raven!!" After waiting a few seconds, Raven came down, except larger than a raven, He landed next to me, and I jumped on his back and he took off.

"Wooohooo!!" I yelled and put my hands in the air. I saw the 3 of them arguing, then Deidara threw something in the air, and it turned into a huge, white bird. I cursed and petted Raven's head. "Flee into the forest, Raven, we'll lose them there." Raven looked back at me, nodded, and ducked into the trees. "Shit!!" I heard Deidara yell. "Way to go, Idiot! You let her get--" "THERE SHE IS!!" Deidara yelled, I looked back and noticed he pointed his finger at me. I snickered, taking notice how they were all standing up. Raven cut through a few trees, barely making it, and I snickered and looked back at them. "Have a nice fall!!" I yelled, and I saw them all smack into the tree, and Deidara's bird disappered. I grinned. "See 'ya, suckers!!"

I looked forewards, now going into an open area with no trees. I smirked and stuck my tounge out. "Kastu!!" (1) I then petted Raven. "I'm okay, now. You may turn to normal size, now." Raven nodded and shrunk back to a raven's size, landing on my shoulder, as I landed saftly on my feet. I grinned and started walking. "I can't believe I got away!!" I punched the air, and smirked. 'I'm so awesome..' I then, stared to look around. 'I wonder where I am...' I said to myself and then caught a glimpse of a familiar red-head. I cursed and then grinned. 'You can teleport, remember? Silly Kuro..' the voice in my head said. I smiled and stared at Sasori blankly. He pointed his finger at me. "You're coming with us." he panted a little, while saying it. Itachi and Deidara then came beside me, and I quickly mumbled 'Teleport', and faded away.

I poked my head out from behind a tree, and saw Sasori, Deidara and Itachi's back facing me. I snickered and started running. 'With this much energy, I couldn't get too far away from them?' I thought, and I was yanked back violently by Sasori, and he covered my mouth. Itachi walked up to me and punched me really hard in the gut, as I stared at him in horror. I coughed up blood and he punched me even harder, again. I hacked up blood, and gripped Sasori's hand, trying to pry it off. His arm went around my neck, and pinched my nose, as Itachi punched me one more time. Tears dripped down my face, as I took the last hit and fell limp under Sasori's grip.