20 September 2016
surely enuf she DID sell me :/ but its g bc she solf my bff alyssa to. were on ebay waiting fir someone to buy us. me an alyssa r @ her house rn chillin. alyssa doesmt have parents bc they both fcuking dIED an left alyssa all by herslef, but her gmar lives with her so its g i guess.
"UGH GRANMAR U DONT EVEN GET WHAT IM ABOUT JIST LEAVR ME ALONE!!!!" alyssa yells from the othrr room. yaaas gurl scream it !!1!
my bff alyssa walks in and slams the door.
"ugh." she says.
"gurk tell me about it." i sai
"yas preach it." she sayd
"YAAAAAAAASSS" alyssa says
"YAAAAAAAASSS" I say
"YAAAAAAAASSS" we both say similtaniusly.
then ee go 2 lok in the mirra. im sooo jealos of liss shes so pretty and im like not. we stand in her batroom. sbe takes selfies. i open my eyes and look arojnd. alossa is licky she has caramel colorred hair with honey hihhlights and #flawless eyebrkws and cheekbons and all da bots want her but shes not a slut. she dosnt evn do blows or anythint she just wers slotty clotjes sometimes like rhis on point shrek crop top she got on sale at like h&m. sum ppl think were emos who buy shrek chokkas from hot topic bjt we arent we justbusd to b depressd. we got new shrek chokers from foreber 21 two dais ago when her granmma wasnt beinf a dumb batch. wereass me looks really bad compaird tk liss. i have blue dyed hair with rose gold tips and thicj eyenrows and large lips with posie k kyle jenner lispick. my blue and rose gold hair matches mt ipbone 6 (its only a six bc my mum is so poor afta my dad dyd thag she cant even get me rhe newest shit!!! liss is so kucjt her grandma is the best when she usnt on pills for her saggy boobs). idk y anyone would want to buy me liss will def get sold first (my mum still gets the money frum her being sold bevausr were basically sisters its just that god made us bffs because my mum wojldnt handle us as sistas ;))
"omg liss nonody will ever want me ur so pretty ir prettier than me!"
"aw electra thats not true your so peetty and cool and i love you so much and ur my bff. theyll rotally want u amd theyll be so nice and probably give us cookies."
"or thwull want you to blow them bc ur so hot!" i shudder defensfly.
"omg im not blowin anyone electra!1"
ding!
"ehat the fuck was that" i say
"OMG its probably the ebae!!! we just got bort!!!!!" elysssa say
"OMG OMT OMG" me and allyysa scream
alyssa opens the laptop and goes om enay.
'hey i juzt bought u'
-hairy stylez
"OMG OMG OMH ELLYSA !!!"
"OMG OOMG HARRY STULES JUS BOUGHT US PMG!!!!!!!!"
we boyh stabd uo and start jimping up and dowjh bc were exited.
then suddenly tgess a nock at tehe roor and we ipen it and OMG ITS HSRRY STYLU!!
"haDRY STILS!! OMG OMG!!!" i scram
"hey i bouht u guyz on the ebay " he says .
allysa jumps yp and down and then she faits becausue shes so excite she CANT CONTAIJ HERSELF!!!!!!
"omg omg i luv you!" shes so exited. her gramma walks alog and stares.
"alaisa ill moss u" she sais
"yah i liv u too hramma have a nice life ur thenbest!" she gives her grandma a prised pissesin (a bok on tne kadashians) and kisses her chek.
"so ur alossa?" harry asks, with hjs beautiful long loooks flowinf. she nods happily. i feel someting angri in my timy.
"im rlectra!" i jimp in front of him. he looks me up and down.
"ohhhh." hes safdenly shy. "im hari"
"ik." i say flirtly. liss grins.
this is the stsrt of our new life.
