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20 September 2016
i wek up to hari starin down at me.
"wut did mike say" i ask. harry frons.
"u ned to rest 4 our sate sonuhht electr." hairyi strokes my face.
"fuk off whers MIAK@" i scram, stand up.
"sont stand up fast u culd have concuss" sais adam
"fuc off u dic i thout u DYED" i smash his face inyo oblyvon. naol laugs.
"hes ded u just hit yr head so ur halucanitng hah i just bridd him." sais naoml. i scram agen.
"fuk off nail" i sigh and fal onto my bed "why do so mnu giis qann to tak my virgirty," i shrek "its a curse!"
hary and neil strok my feet.
maik meyrs stonds in the corna. "elktra do u member wat i sed"
"hm" i ponda "yu wanna be my suga dadi?"
"electa thas not wha i-"
"ur such a pedo!" i cri. nil and hair kis mu arms to cam don.
"nal way do fuk thas my girl!" har scres at hi. they stat punchin.
"wat about friendship?" i yell. maki floats over to us.
"elctea...ur dad..hr didnt die of drug...he wos only ur stepdad. i killd hom. i am ur teal father."
i skweel.
"wat??!!!!!!!!!! bud my mim...hatd shrek"
"uhhhh yah? dafz whu u dumb bitch???" shronk say. i look confisedly at him.
:"ur kum don like shrdk becAUSE I AM SHRAKE1!!!!" shrondle zhreiks!!
everyone gasps!!
"y!-y-ur my FATHSA!?!?" i cryy
"yes u dumb fuk have u nit been listeninf omfg" sherk says.
"geeze eltora have u nkt been lisyenong omg" hair saus. evrryone abrees. (((((embarrasment))))))
hariyñ puts his hNd on my knee
"its k" he sys
"thx" i ssy back
":)" e says
";)" i say back
"wtf" hairold says
':(' i thibk to myslef
"iv u dont belif me get a SNA test" shark yulls.
i wolk yp to him bravelly. "shank" i pout "u ma be my bilogic daddo but u didnt raze me" i star into hiz limpy gray eys. he is ANGERI.
"xcuse me rlvtea i DID ROISE YOU" he then taks the farm of mu yar two dance techa. liss busts in.
"MR WING" she cries out, fallin to sa ground. zan catches her as she falls. i steir at dos monster in frant of me.
"i will end u mike msyers, dad, mr wing, whoever U R!" i tell. mike sadly smols and den dispears.
meanwile harry yell at napol. napol crs.
"ur oht of da band naol! we delt without zin but hes bck now thx to gg so we can del witou you! leve!"
nakl crals towards me and kises my chek. "ill alwaise remeber or makeout sess" he drawls. i kik him away.
"fuk urself naill" i cri. he drowns in tars. zaon drags da body aqay.
haire leavs 2 so its hust me and liss.
"liss gues what" i say excitdly
"omg wut" she asks
"hareiy askd me on a dat tonite hw ones to take my vwrigbity" i say
"omg" we say together.
"i ned an oufit to wear" i moan. liss loks at her phone in its pink case wit cupcakes and rbbons wnd one direction (eksept naol bc he got kiked out of da band for beinf a whore)
"well" she flutters shyly "zaun gave me gigis numba so we culd call her...."
"to halp me get drwased?" i jump up and down. liss nods and smils makin duckface and doin mascara.
"yess! ofc she wuld for my bestie"
"lets call her"
"ok " liss dials the number and it rings, wnd then dtops.
"heli?" liss hands the phone to me and i speak onto it.
