mike myers

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20 September 2016
AAAAA OMG!!!! my fævrit aktor EVA! !!!
"hello mr myrs!!!!!!¡" i sa
"hello elctra!!" ((((but on a sherk vooce bx he s srhek))))
"omg how do u alrdy knos mh nam??" i sai
"theees a lot u dont knoe abut me eltdra" mile shapeshifts into sherk annd offers me his arm
"OMG OMG!!!" i say as i take his arm ajd walk with hi
hare woks behind me runnid 2 kup up bc m on da lsh
"scus me lctr were r u goinf? i BORT YOU"
"WALL " SCARIMS SHRDK/MIADS, "I stiped eleftra from benf A-Burted!"
"wut" i say confuselly
hairy tugs on da leash "excus me mr myes ur takin away ekectrs from me and 1D and liss and u havve no rihh"
mike meyerd lets go of my arm. i crt angrly.
"mike pls" i son. he shaks hishead.
"ill ne back HairRY stis!" he gross wings and 5 away lik shrek. i tirn around amd slap harr.
"WHAY THE FUCK" I YELL"Harry whg"
he stafys cryin "i jjst dont want u around otha guys electr ur too speshal"
"oh" i lok around "shuld we go back 2 the lymo"
"fine" har waips tears from hisbeyes and storms ahead, drupun the lesh. instar ar hom as he gets in.
"gess i habe no choice." i foklow him in. as i sit down liss and i tak a photo to post pn insta. mik meys dussnr even like it. i trt ro hude my anger.
the liko gets t the hotel and stips. liam niall and louid get our stuff and tak it into the jotel.

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