an: dedxated to anthonymemekeban!!! first commenter we luav u so muchbv !
20 September 2016
we make awkward i contaccd and then he pulls out 2 leashs.
"I'm ur owna so Yu R sposed to be on these" he looks at the grund
"um im not a slut," sais liss "no way" harry shrigs.
i smole at him. liss is suc a prode but im nottt. harry smiles shyly.
"will u put it on Electra?" he asks. I grin showing him my pointy white teoth.
"let me see it." he shows it to mo. its....
ONE DIRECTION THEMEED!!!!3!!/!1!
i offa him my neck and he attaches it to my shrek choker. liss sihs.
hairy pulls ohnmy leash and taks me unfo his beg LIMO with liss fpllowing us. when we get inside we see LIAM AND NAIL sitting on the seAts!!!!
"OMG OMG LYSS ARE U SEEING THIS!!!"
"oMG OMH !!!!" loss says.
i get ihto the limp and see ZAN AND LEWI SITTING pn the Other SIDEAAA!'nn
"+OMG OKG OMG LUUZA LOK'!!!!"
"OMG OMGH OMG " lyaa says. "zen im ur beggest fen!!!!!!" she says.
"jajajajaja!!!" zaun say!!
"jajajajaja!!!" everyone says similataniusly
"sooo zain" liss leans forward "hows u and gg"
"oh god i love her so much" zagn litrally turns in2 heart eyes emoji. liss screms a little. zaons her favwit but myn is hardy.
"is she y ur back?" liss asks
"yus she tort me all abit frenaahips just lik her frienosphi with the kadashians wspxially kendall!"
"omg kendall is so fab i love her!" liss is weird and likes zayn and kendall betwer than harai and kulie. ob well shes sfoll my bff lol.
"haha yeah i see her all the time. but friends are important."
liss hugs me. "like me and electr?"
"yah!" zayn coos happily.
"tahts why we hot u guys" hair says suducyvely "u 2 are gus friends and thats what we liek"
"omg yeah we are!" alussa says happly. i smile and we do a musical.ly with harre and zain. we grt lots of lukes for it and they smile. i stay close to harry bc he has me on a lesh still qhile liss talks to zain. shes so nicce she asnt evn jelois of gigi and Ain.
"so," i murma im haris ear "y did u but us wat do we do"
"well" hadry says shuly goin res and all cute "u luk hot on srage so we get guys to cum worch us"
i luk away "u think im hor?"
"yah i do" he smiles a little and my body gets all hot and cold at 1nce "sh dont tell the giis tho theyll lorf"
"ok har"
sdnlu the liko stops
"WVERYBODY GES OU YU MODAFUCKA"
i clutch onto harry. he fli ches bud den puts an arm aroindnme
i look outsid its...
MIKE MEYERS
