20 September 2016
laim nd zoon tak our bags up to da hotel and me and loss and hair walk behind them.
"hey hur" i say
"yed" haiy says
"i lvoe uou" i say blishibg. hary bloshs.
"i-i- i kivr you to" he sa. he loks down and blushd. i kes hid chek. he blushes more.
we finallt reacj the hotek and walk in. when we wallk in we see...
"SKERK!!!" i screm
"helo elecfys." sherm says.
"why are you here !!" i ask
"bc i wnted to see u!!!" hebsays blishing. i blish to.
"but-but.... hairy!!"
hagrid looks down. i wolk ova to him ans hold his hand.
"but sheek" i say lokung at him.
"i lovd hariy.."
"i see." shrek says angery ((angr emodji))
"lok" sais harrt, "why dk u goda be her? i haf a conser tomrow n wana get sum slep"
"shruk" i mewo bosslu "thus is all....OGRE"
evr1 at the hotkl larfs apprishuatvlty. harei scweezus my ahnd tighter.
"ur so funny ekectra" he chirps. i bem at hum.
"i try" i fluish him a brite smole. he kissdes my chek. mike msers husses at us, his hed going lik a snake with a lung tonge but his body js the cat un the hat. he wers a large stripy red ewhit hat.
"ya abhotrnt.......................GEMINUS"
"shroek!" i shreik "my bffl liss is a gumine how culd u say dat!!!!!!!@1:"
"les go electrag" hairf whisaps. "ur in a rom with liss"
"oh ayy omg liss is my bff forevaa!" i jump up on down. liss walks passd talkin to zain and nail and wavs at mw.
"cum on me'll mak u pancocks" liss has alwaiz bin a grate cok not kike ne. she isnht a slit so she duz lots of stuv lik cooking and listen 2 1D.
"LisAN TO ME, LECKI" thensnak hed sings.
"don call mo LECKI dats not evn a nikname."
"i wil col u WHTEVR I WNT!!!!" the snake screms, "lscki..." je adds.
my face literally tuena into tjs angery emojdi face while thr sneks tuens into tje laughing cryinf emoij.
"ŚM§H ŤHĄȚ MF ŁÝĶ😂😂👌👌💯" the snek scremz.
"aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" i cry. my bff liss taks me jnto my bedrom and makss me pancooks.
"thx" i sai
"yw" she sayd. she jugs mr and i start to cry unto her shoulder.
"hdr its okay eltra" loss say.
"mu life is sonHARD""" i say cryib,,,,
"same :'(" luse sahd.
we botj startcrying. i sgop crun and los maks me pancuks. i zit on tje ned eating tjwm. then duddenly thers a knok at the door. i open my eues and see shrke standing there looking sad.
"eltra i sifry" he sas sadly.
i say nothibg.
:"eltrs pls" he sya.
i say nothibg.
"ElTRavPLSS!!!" hE scramd!!
i say nothibg.
shork pujches the wall and takescmy panckes abd throufhs them at the wakk.
"GRRRRRRR" he giggles and me and alyyss sjt in ghe bed shakin bc were scard.
"ANGERY!!!!" shrank scams.q
liss tres to tak to him.
"shriok pls" she navaously pulls out her phon. "we cun help uou."
"wai do u hafe rhat on my GODLY PRESENTD" liss js shakin and she coms bac to sit on tbe bed.
"i was just...musiicakies mak me feel better so maybe theyd help you," she smols.. i scram at da ski.
"WHAT RHE FUCK LISS U CARNT BE NOCE TO HAM!" i stat crtin, wired for my bff. "hell...RAP PRETY GIRLS LIK U"
loss sons. "no!" she offas her phone tonshrak. "mak a musicaky but pls dont graoe me."
zaon clims tru da windaw in hust a towel.
"i herd u crin liss." he saos bravly.
"whsy da fuck how did u got on here!!!!" i pur "zayn u shuldng hav a key you fuckin pervz."
"hare left it round" he shrags. i shag.
"HAIRRRU" i yell "WHY THE FUCI DID YU LEF OUR KEY LYIN ROUND"
shrak cris. hes such a goff. he wars fishnet tibhts (in black))) snd black high waested short shorts with a blak and red MCR shirt and a studded choka wth big black boots. he lers creeply.
"you kno what dks is bjg and blak"
liss crys into da pillo. u get of da bed. zain pouts ay the mirror.
"you PERV"
"ya DAS FAK COFFUN" shrek ejaclates.
"wut did u say abut my daddy" i howl.
liss clims unda da blankes. "dont be mean about her dad he dyed of a drug overdais u know."
"but whst if...HE DIDNT"
"grt ut shrek!" liss whispas from under the white and pink one d comforter with hesrts arond the boys faced. shf dusnt even yell bc shes too njce.
"GRT UT"
"onr day" mije myrs hovas in de air. "ill..rek you snd ur wone errction concsrt." he fkis into the mirror and dissppesrs. zain scrams.
"he rekt my hsir!" zaon cris. liss clims out and comforts him. i slam da door twice.
"HARTY U DIK" i yell "EXPLAN"
