[Hagrid]
You're a wizard Harry.[Harry]
I'm a.... WHAT?![Hagrid]
Harry, you're a wizard.[Harry]
I'm a what?![Hagrid]
A wizard, Harry.[Harry]
I'm a WIZARD?![Hagrid]
Yes Harry, you're a wizard.[Harry]
But I'm just Harry.[Hagrid]
Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.[Harry]
But I'm just Harry![Hagrid]
No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard![Harry]
Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry![Hagrid]
NO! Harry, you are a wizard![Harry]
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry![Hagrid]
Listen Harry, you are a wizard![Harry]
No Hagrid, I'm just Harry![Hagrid]
Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard![Harry]
A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry![Hagrid]
Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.[Harry]
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.[Hagrid]
Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.[Harry]
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid![Hagrid]
HARRY, you are a wizard![Harry]
Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD![Hagrid]
For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.[Harry]
I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD![Hagrid]
Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it![Harry]
I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE![Hagrid]
My fucking WHAT?!?![Harry]
HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line![Hagrid]
No I'm not. You are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.[Harry]
I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL[Hagrid]
I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.[Harry]
I'm a WHAT?![Hagrid]
YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH![Harry]
Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.[Hagrid]
This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER[Harry]
I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE![Hagrid]
'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE[Harry]
I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'[Hagrid]
Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.[Harry]
I'll fucking GNAW yer ARM off, Hagrid![Hagrid]
Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH[Harry]
I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.[Hagrid]
C'MON THEN YA CUNT[Harry]
SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON[Hagrid]
I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK[Harry]
I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT[Hagrid]
LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
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Impossible ↠Drarry
FanfictionHave you ever thought for one second, that I've felt something towards you, other than hate, Potter? There's a fine line between love and hate. But I wouldn't necessarily call it love. Maybe lust. Anyway, it's impossible. You hate me. We're enemies...