Hello. My name Is Exploder. Yea, go on laugh it up you jerks. Hey, being a creeper is a very serious matter. At any moment you could die faster than Steve can pull out his Bow and Arrows to kill us. You either die because of an arrow, Steve comes up to you and you blow up out of instinct, or someone plays on "Peaceful Mode" where we don't even exist. Did you know that 4/5 of the population of Creepers die from blowing up just because you humans have to come and mine in our home caves and rob us of our precious ores and kill us?
I wish one day you people will come to realize what you do by killing us. You make unnecessary holes in the caves our ancestors dug by hand ( That means without a pic for you lazy people), You make our mothers and fathers and children watch their own kids or fathers die.
As my great Grandad Dynamite who fought in the Minecraft war always said " If we don't fight for our Creeper freedom, we will all become Ungrateful humans in another life, so I say Fight!"
Now I am here to follow my Great Grandad's legacy and announce that us Creepers are declaring War on Humans that come and mine in our caves.
Oh, and one more thing, you know when you humans kill a Creeper there seems to be another one every five seconds? That because you should always Remember, When you kill one Creeper, His soul goes to the spawner and respawns. Maybe that will give you a second thought.
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Minecraft mobs
HumorI know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!
