Hi. My name is Sizzler. And I'm a pit of Lava. How are you?!?
It's awesome being Lava. No one ever messes with you. Do you know how awesome it is to have no one mess with you?
That's what I thought. The good things about being a pit of Lava is that it's always light around you. No one goes near you. No one tries to stab you. You melt almost everything that goes into you.
I just told the good things, now I'm going to tell you about the downsides of being lava.
The first thing is that those stupid ghasts find it funny to grab a chunk out of you and throw it at humans. I know we regenerate but I'm sure if you woke up from a nap with someone grabbing a huge chunk out of your body you probably wouldn't like it, would you? The second thing is those stupid zombies always fall into me. And I have to eat them!! It's a natural instinct!! Three since I'm in the ground in the nether I can't move around and talk to anybody. I can't even socialize with the lady Lava! How bad is that!
Well, at least now you know the good and bad things about being Lava.
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HumorI know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!
