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GOOD GOD!!!!!!! ONEEEEEEE THOUSANDDDDDDD REEEEEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EHRMAHGERD!!!!!!!!! Well, here's the Special!
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Hello. I am IronCreeper. I am a special creeper. No I'm not mentally unstable, a different kind of special. As you can see, one thing is that I can talk. There aren't a lot of creepers that can talk. There is Me, DIEmond,GOALDen,and Coal, also Exploder But no one talked to him since he went to war with the humans. Another thing is that I am kinda logical. Oh I know you're sitting there behind your computer, MAC, iPhone,iPod, iPad, Android, Tablet, Cave painting, clay tablet, shrine, mountain Side writing, Greek myth book, Roman book of Tall Tales, Public bathroom stall wall wrote in sharpie, "Creepers Aren't Logical. Their brains are the size of a walnut!" Well, I am a special creeper YOU FACKING HATER!!!! Um......I mean.... My brain is as large as a human one. I am also mortal. Just SUPER STRONG. All of the creeper crew are able to die but unless there are 20 giants stopping on us over and over again, we're not gonna die. Uhh, I'm trying to think of something else. Oh yeah, you should probably check out my youtube. I do a lot of cool Creeper Things there. So uh... Yeah.
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"CLEAR!!!" FWOMP!!!
AHHHHHH!!!! Oh, hey guys, is he done talking? Lol, thanks so much for ONE THOUSAND READS!!!!! I'm speechless!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! One thousan-one-one thousa-one thou-one thousand- on-on-o *camera pans into sunset and music starts playing.
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Minecraft mobs
HumorI know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!
