Well, I'll just start off with this. I love being a slime. Oh, who am I kidding, I hate it! It sucks!
Here's the deal. I'll tell you about how the slime was created if whenever you see us, you kill us.
Alright, we were just zombies walking around in the nether watching those stupid ghasts play fireball. It's kinda like football but with fireballs.
Anyway our good friends came up to us to see if we wanted to play Headsoccer. We said no. We just wanted to relax. It takes the breath out of you when you've been walking around the nether for all your life.
The ghasts flew over to us and said "Hey stupid zombies. Shouldn't you be eating some humans." We said nothing and started to walk away.
They kept following us and taunting us. We walked by a pit of lava when they disappeared.
Then as soon as we said that we were so glad they were gone. All of a sudden they reappeared in front of us real fast and screamed "BOO!"
We tripped over a rock and fell into the lava. It was excruciating pain. We could feel it melting off our rotten flesh layer by layer like gold smelting in a furnace.
We tried to swim over to the ledge. I started to crawl up the ledge but then I slipped back into the lava pit again.
Then we all held on to each other and pulled our selves out. We went to a water pond and jumped in to cool off.
What we saw in our reflection is something we will never forget. How we looked. We were small and green and transparent.
It was horrible. But now all we do is sit outside hopping around sometimes attacking a human so that they would kill us. We hate being slime.
Please whatever you do. If you run up on one of us slime, PLEASE KILL US!!!
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Minecraft mobs
HumorI know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!