Hi. My name is Boney. I'm a Skeleton.
You know, all the other Skeletons say "I hate being a Skeleton!" You know what I say?
I'm right there with 'em! It sucks being a skeleton. All you do is go around, controlled aimlessly by the EnderDragon to your almost certain death.
You humans really think we are all so mean don't you? Well, maybe you should listen to the story about how we became skeletons.
One day a noob who only had leather armor and a wooden sword wanted to go to THE END.
He looked on youtube on how to make a portal then he went. He saw all the horrific mobs that lived there and got frightened.
Then a zombie came after him and he started to back up without looking behind him. What a noob move right?!? He tripped on a rock and fell into a pit of Lava.
He was nothing but bones. So now you might think twice the next time you kill a skeleton. You're killing your own kind!!!!
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Minecraft mobs
HumorI know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!
