How to be Annoying

How to be annoying at school!

1.Scream "I volunteer!" every time the teacher calls on someone

2.decorate your friends locker with their LEAST favorite singer/ group

3. If you hate them too, walk up to your friend and tell them they have no musical taste

4. If your a fan, scream "OH MY GOSH YOUR A FAN TOO???!!! WE ARE LIKE BEST FRIENDS NOW!"

5. Don't bring your own lunch. Steal a little piece of food from EVERYBODY!

6. Pronounce the words in language class exactly as they are spelled

7. When you are asked to write in your own words, write gibberish

8. Give everyone a demented smile

9. Fail on every test and then do LOTS of extra credit

10. Sing something random

11. When people are working and not talking, say ,"crickets, crickets"

12. Cry when you miss one problem

13. Pay the lunch lady in pennies

14. Set your ringtone as a really inappropriate song. Arrange for someone to call you in class.

15. Answer your phone and have a really obnoxious conversation about someone in your class

16. Laugh when you learn about death and destruction from earthquakes or volcanoes or WHATEVER

17. Explain it's against your religion to do homework

18. Yell at your friends across the locker room

20. Make your hair really crazy every day

21. Don't brush your hair.

22. Come to school in your pajamas looking like you just woke up

23. Pretend to fall asleep

24. Do the commentary whenever you're watching a movie

25. Go around wishing people a Happy Fluffy Muffin Day

26. Sign up for every club so they all overlap

27. Go to school dressed like a Disney princess (extra points if you're a guy)

28. Whenever someone starts talking about math, start to cry. Explain you have some very bad memories associated with math

29. Bring a bowl of Cheerios into your first class and smile at everyone

30. Get multiple identities. Switch them every few days

31. Insist your name is Zeus

32. whenever you get a worksheet, say, "sorry, I don't work on thursdays".

33. Demand a raise

34. Use big words totally wrong

35. Wear crazy clothes and snap when people stare at you

36. Scream and point out the window

37. Just walk out and walk home