How to be Annoying

How to Annoy your Siblings

So I got a request to do a chapter about my purple onion story. That will be the next chapter, or something like that.


1. Invite their friends over while they are in the shower

2. Leave "clues" for them to follow. At the end, have a piece of paper saying 'If you're actually here, you're an idiot'

3. If they are allergic to something, eat it and say its delicious

4. Tell their friends all the embarrassing things they've ever done

5. Tell them exactly how a book ends

6. Feed them false history.

7. Send them a hundred pointless emails a day

8. Try and sue them

9. Hold their stuff hostage

10. Invite one of your friends over and dress your brother up (I once got my brother into a princess dress, clip on earrings, and a bracelet and took pictures. He's going kill me for it in a couple of years.)

11. Ask them innocently if they changed their diaper in front of their friends

12. If you pick them up at school, yell "Here, whatever your name is!". When they come over, put them on a leash and say "Good boy!" (or girl)

13. Watch a creepy movie in front of younger siblings

14. Throw popcorn at them

15. Go to a movie they really want to see... Without them. Talk about how great it is.
(anyone else excited about the Divergent movie coming out?)

16. Use their email to subscribe to really boring things

17. Get on their phone and change their background to something really weird

18. Text their friends

19. Email them a bunch of pictures they don't care about

20. Stalk them

21. Print out pictures of something super creepy (cough cough weeping angels cough cough) and literally, put them ALL over their room.

22. Put them on a leash and take them on a walk

23. I don't no if this would work or not but today I told my brother he was a traitor and the only way to redeem himself would be to chant with me and worship the ceiling. He actually did it, and I kept making him start over, it was hilarious

24. Never let them forget something they were wrong about and you were right about


That's all for today! I promise I will do the purple onion story eventually. Go eat some chocolate chips and read my other book Johanna's Hunger Games! I'm going to retread I HATE AUTOCORRECT I MEAN REREAD this a thousand times until I'm sure it's publishable, and then finish the purple onion story.