I've been to a lot of soccer games, and I thought it would be fun to write a chapter on how to annoy people at a soccer game:).
1. yell the chant louder than everyone else
2."Accidentally" punch someone in the face while cheering
3. Spill soda on someone's pants
4. Spill soda on the seats
5. Hold up signs saying "Touchdown!"
6. Dress up in fan stuff... From the other team
7. Yell into a fake radio "I don't care if the goalie's broken their hand, I want them playing!"
8. Announce the game is postponed because of lightning... On a sunny day
9. Dress up like one of the players and walk around giving little kids high fives
10. Advertise something ridiculous
11. Throw wadded up streamers on the middle of the field
12. Blow bubbles in your drink
13. Shriek the anthem thingy at random points of the game
14.Bring a friend and spend the entire time talking loudly about obnoxious things
15. Throw a tantrum when you don't get on the screen
16. Hold up a big sign so no one else can see
17. Shout "Come on, Ref!" every ten seconds
18. Holler "Offside!" every ten seconds
19. Tell the person next to you all your life's problems
20. If you're a whovian, point at the players and tell "VASHTA NERADA!!!" (cuz the spotlights give them four shadows... get it?)
21. Grab the person next to you and try to dance with them when your team scores
22. Pretend to faint
23. Break out in hysterical laughter whenever someone falls
24. Bring a paintball gun
PLEASE READ THIS AUTHORS NOTE!!!
I want everyone to know I will NEVER get my ideas off the internet, they're all original. And I will try not to make my Author's Notes to long, so when I do write them, it's probably in your interest to read them.
The Doctor Who reference is probably my favorite way to annoy from this whole book. I thought of it after watching "Silence in the Library", I'm not sure which season.
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How to be Annoying
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