1. Never let anyone else have a chance to speak
2. Add "duh" after everything
3. Continuously change the subject
4. Tell long, pointless stories
(Note: when me and my brother and cousin were waiting in line at disneyland, I continued my infamous purple onion story and the people behind us were really annoyed because it is the most obnoxious thing EVER)
5. Talk in a stupid accent
6. Clap when people stop talking
7. Pay people to shut up
8. Constantly change your facial expression and watch people get confused
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yeah, this is another short chapter. I will get a longer one out in the next week I promise
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How to be Annoying
HumorThis gives you some ways to be annoying, get a reputation as the weird person to avoid, and yeah!
