1. Insist you don't want a table, you want to sit on the floor
2. Make substitutions on everything so it's a whole different meal
3. Walk into the kitchen and complain it's taking too long
4. Eat the complimentary chips/ bread and leave
5. Have a long conversation with your waiter
6. Tell your waiter that you have good reason to believe your food is poisoned so could they please taste it for you?
7. Eat all the mints by the register
8. Drink a ton of soda and get at lest ten refills. If you can't drink that much, just tip it in a nearby plant.
9. Hold a pie eating contest with your friends in there. Only rule: you can't use your hands.
10. Blow your nose on your napkin and leave it in the middle of the table
11. Play music really loudly. Fail to notice your headphones aren't plugged in.
12.order a huge meal. Eat one bite and take the rest home
13. Start crying and talk about the death of your cat Mrs. Pickles to the person at the table next to you
14. Track mud/ snow/ dirt in
15. Pretend to be a waiter
16. Fall asleep at your table
17. Put a drop of peppermint extract in a tiny bottle of water. Pour it into someone's glass and smile sweetly. Extra points if you use food coloring
18. Just leave
19. Spend a long time discussing the food with your waiter. Decide you don't want anything
20. Try and order a PBJ
21. Order an ice cream at the McDonald's drive through. Only take the ice cream part in your bare hands and leave the cone behind (this one isn't mine...)
22. Tell your waiter to pull up their pants
23. Bring your laptop and play a loud game... At a fancy restaurant
24. Don't leave a tip
25. Rate your waiter. Hand them their evaluation form.
26. Insist it's your birthday at one of those places that gives you a free dessert on your birthday. Come back the next day and insist its your birthday again. Repeat until someone notices
27. Don't let anyone in until they guess the password
28. Stick ribbons and lace everywhere
29. Walk into pizza hut and ask where the nearest dominoes is
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That's it for now! Please read my other book, Johanna's Hunger Games. SO WEIRDNESS AND EAT A STRAWBERRY!!!
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How to be Annoying
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