Twisted Weirdness

New Suroundings

"alright kids, here's yer room." Sans said as he and the three children walked into the guest room in Sans's house. It was spacious and nice. The floorboards were a dark brown, green walls with a pattern white bones going in a diagonal line. There were three beds. One on the left of the doorway, one on the right, and one across from it. The ends of the bed were all facing the center of the room.

Mabel jumped forward and turned to the bed with the pink comforter. "Alright then bed." she said. He hands were by her side, her elbows up, as if preparing for a duel in the old west."DRAW!!!" Sans screamed at her! Mabel jumped back in surprise and pulled out a loaded pink gun and...

pulled...

the...

trigger!

KABLAM!!!! A pink sphere flew towards Sans and hit him straight in the forehead. Confetti, stickers and glitter burst out and stuck to his face. Above his ankles, a number appeared. .01 is said in a red highlight. Dipper looked at it confused. "Hey, what's .01 mean?" his voice cracking on hey.

Sans pulled a sticker off of his eye (socket) that said, "You're my one and bonely!". He chuckled and looked at Dipper. "see kiddo, that's the amount of damage I took when that, uh, thing hit me." he looked at Mabel. "It's a bedazler! And those are my, friendliness pellets. Sans shot forward in the blink of an eye and stood right in front of Mabel.

"W H E R E  D I D  Y O U  H E R E  T H A T  K I D D O ?" Mabel trembled and took a step back. Sans took a step forward. "I ' M  A S K I N G  Y O U  A  Q U E S T I O N ." Mabel was on the verge of tears. "I-I made it up! Wh-what's wrong with th-that n-name?"

Sans shook his head and pressed a hands against his right eye. (Not blue one. It didn't glow yet.) "heh, sorry kiddo. I just..." he looked out the window and sighed heavily. "brings up bad memories." "Hey, I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but..." Pacifica gestured to the door where an orange portal had appeared.

With a flash of light, two kids were standing in front of them. One was tall, tan skin and a mole on the right side of his chin. He had dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He was wearing a red jacket and skinny jeans. The other kid was blond and had her hair down. She had a little demon headband on and she was wearing a blue t-shirt and a blue skirt as well.

"Sssstttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr!" the boy said, "Where did you take us now?!" The girl rolled her eyes. "I don't know, I was just trying to get us home Marco!" Just then, they heard a noise that sounded like the door being broken down.

The girl and the boy turned to the source of they noise. A tall skeleton ran up the stairs and stared at Sans. "SANS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" Sans looked at Pacifica, Dipper and Mabel. "chill out bro. i was gonna tell you about our guests soon enough. i just needed you to be home that's it." "SANS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! GRILLBY SAID THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR T-" Sans slapped a hand over the slender skeleton's mouth. "papy, maybe you shoudn't scream that."

"I'M SORRY SANS." he said, looking down. Then his head bopped back up. "WHAT GUESTS?" Then he looked around and gasped. "FIVE HUMANS?!" The girl wearing blue smiled. "Actually, I'm from Mewni, so I'm a Mewtopian." "AH. I SEE. CARRY ON THEN." Star looked at the skeleton. "Who the heck are you?"

"NYEH HEH HEH! I, AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! (roll your tongue on the r) I AM PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" Star stuck her hand out. "It's nice to meet you, Mr. The Great Papyrus!" Papyrus shook her hand enthusiastically. "PLEASE, CALL ME PAPYRUS!" Sans coughed awkwardly.