Twisted Weirdness

Short Chapter

"SANS!!! PICK UP YOUR SOCK!!!" Papyrus shouted! Sans was laying down on the striped green couch with three pillows stacked up behind him, downing a bottle of ketchup. He looked at Papyrus with a grin. "okay" Papyrus was walking to the other room, but he stopped.

Papyrus slowly turned around, one eye glaring, while the other one was hopeful. "REALLY?!" Sans smiled even more. "nah bro." Papyrus glared at him with orange flames in his eyes. "THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!"

Sans' grin grew from eye to eye. "i wanted you to..." Papyrus's eyes burst in flame! "... stuff a sock in it." "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Peridot's POV: I was getting acquainted with this mansion. Lapis and I had a room together, which was nice since we were roommates in our dimension. I was walking downstairs. As I was walking I was thinking about what happened with that flash. All the gems and I turned human. Well, at least half human.

We still had our powers, but we needed to do things like eat and excrete waste. It's odd when you have to use the "bath room" We also need air! It sucks being half human. My thoughts were interrupted when a skeleton with a blue jacket flew into the wall.

"ow." He looked at me and smiled weakly. "oh 'sup?" I frowned. "What is, 'sup'?" I asked. I've heard Steven use it, so I suppose it might be a greeting. He stood up and brushed himself off. "okay, how 'bout, what up dawg?" he said, flashing, 'finger guns' as Steven calls them, at me.

I tilted my head to the side a bit. "What is, 'what up dawg'?" The skeleton scratched his chin. He chuckled and held out his hand. "so i see you're not much of the slang type. name's sans, sans the skeleton." I looked at his hand wondering what he wanted.

Lapis's POV: I slid along the railings of the stairs and landed on the nice mahogany wood floor. It was smoothed out of course, that way we wouldn't get splinters. I walked through the halls looking for Peridot. We're roommates now you know! I saw a few scenes as I walked through the halls.

I looked to my left and I saw Bill talking with Mabel, but behind Mabel I saw Dipper in a sound-proof aquarium. I don't know how he could breathe, if he even could. I twirled a finger and a bubble appeared around Dipper. He was surprised and looked around, he spotted me and smiled. I gave him a thumbs up, which he returned.

I walked forward and looked to my right. Alphys and Undyne were watching anime, and I caught a glimpse of another figure in the back, but it disappeared before I could get a good look at it. Undyne scooted closer to Alphys, and wrapped her arm around Alphys's shoulder. This caused Alphys to get flustered on the extreme level.

As I walked forward, I saw the figure again. I turned quickly and saw a flower in a pot with wheels. It looked at me, and glared, but it was red. It must've been embarrassed that it was watching anime. Hey, I can't blame it. I would be to if everyone thought I was a weeaboo.

I continued on and saw a little game room. I was distracted so I walked in. I saw a little bar with three stools in front of it. Behind the counter stood a well dressed monster. The monster was in a tuxedo and had black pants. He had a glass in his hand that he was scrubbing with a tan washcloth. But the most unique attribute about this monster was that he was entirely made of fire!

He turned and looked at me and waved. The only way I knew he looked at me was because he had glasses on. He gestured to the seat to his left, my right, and I sat down. He handed me a menu of what I could order.