Twisted Weirdness

The Date

A/N Sorry for not updating like I normally do guys. I've had some trouble with the new update on Wattpad, and now I'm stuck with it only on my phone and it's hard to type with this thing, so I found a bluetooth keyboard. So, enough boring crap, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!

Toriel: After witnessing an awesome, but jerkish move by sans, and seeing Asgore's lame but brave acts, Toriel had made her decision of which one she would go out wth.

"sans!" Toriel shouted! sans flinched and turned around slowly. "You were mean and inconsiderate!" Toriel said as she approached him slowly. Toriel put her hand on his shoulder, and stated, "but you also were just defending yourself and protecting me." sans relaxed, and smiled at Toriel, who returned the smile.

Toriel turned to Asgore with an expression of rage on her face. "Asgore!!!!" Asgore stood proudly with a smug grin on his face as he wiggled his eyebrows at Toriel. Toriel's face turned from rage, into a gentle smile. She walked towards Asgore slowly, the grass whistling under her feet. She walked up to Asgore with a kind smile across her fuzzy white face.

"JERK!!!!!!!!!!"

(the following combat move was made by me, so if you think it should be used for an awesome video game like Mortal Kombat, give credit to me, OR ELSE)

Toriel punched Asgore in the stomach, causing him to lean, forward clutching his stomach. As he did this, Tori grabbed his head and raised her knee to meet his face. Asgore stumbled back with a shocked expression on his face. Toriel punched him across the face so hard, it caused him to do a 360.

Toriel's eyes turned orange, as she spun around with her hands cupped together. She stopped and stuck her hands in front of her as she shouted, "HADUKEN!!!". A fireball flew from her open palms into Asgore's crotch.

Toriel walked up to Asgore, who was now whimpering on the ground, hands covering his crotch. Toriel kicked him once and then she shouted, "Don't mess with my funnybone!!!"

She turned around and walked up to sans. "Are we going to go or what?" she asked sweetly. sans whistled. "remind me never to get on your bad side" sans said winking at her. Toriel laughed, and they walked into the dramatic sunset. "Hey!!!" shouted an angry Lapis Lazuli, "You idiot just walked into my painting!!! I called it, 'The Dramatic Sunset'!!!"

sans' eyes lit up. He chuckled and said, "well sorry, sun, but we'd better set up a replacement. i cant stand all this draw-ma." Lapis' eyes caught on fire because she was so angry. "sorry if i'm being a paint in the butt." Lapis screamed and ran towards them. sans just grabbed Toriel's hand and teleported 30 ft away. Lapis just kept running trying to catch them. sans shrugged. "i guess this is my pun-ishment for making these puns." and with that he teleported again as Lapis ran after them.

"Wait! Lapis!" Peridot shouted from atop the garage. "What about your popsicle?!" Asgore turned and saw Peridot. 'Hmmm...' Asgore thought. 'Maybe I could make Toriel jealous by going out with Peridot.' Asgore walked over to the garage where Peridot was putting Lapis' popsicle in the freezer for when she got back.

Asgore walked up the driveway, kicking the game of "Scrabble" to the side, failing to notice the words on the board. "Gay", "Peridot's" and "Really". Asgore then shouted, "Yo girl! Get over here!" Peridot looked at him, with her head slightly tilted. "Gearl?" she asked. "Yes, that is what you are." Asgore stated. Peridot frowned and shook her head. "Nu-uh! Lapis says I'm an, ader-abull, and, kyoot, whatever that means."

Asgore raised one eyebrow, wondering what the heck she was talking about but shook his head and asked Peridot, "Will you go out with me?" Peridot blinked. (pause 10 seconds before moving on to establish the awkwardness here)

"Go out?" Peridot asked. Asgore rolled his eyes. "Yeah, like on a date." Peridot snapped her fingers. "Oh! Like a log date!" Asgore face palmed, and then regretted doing so because it hurt. "Yeah, sure, whatever. So, is that a yes?" Peridot nodded. "Affirmative." "Cool!" Asgore exclaimed. "Let's do it tonight." Peridot held out a thumbs up. "Okay!"