Twisted Weirdness

A S G O T E oh wait I spelled it wrong. Eh, I don't care.

Sans POV: "SANS GET UP!"

ugh. nothing like papyrus shouting in your face to start off the day. dont get me wrong, i love my bro, but he can be annoying at times. i sat up, scratching the back of my head. i looked at my bro with a smug grin.

"hey pap, whats the word?" i said casually.

"THE WORD IS, 'TORIEL'!"

the thought of toriel made my face heat up. "what d'ya mean the word is toriel?"

"I MEAN ASGORE IS PLANNING TO ASK HER OUT TODAY!" as soon as he said that, i jumped out of bed and threw my jacket on.

"what?! when?!" i exclaimed.

he shrugged. "SANS I SAID TODAY, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I KNOW!"

sans walked out of the room in a huff. He glanced down the hallway and saw Asgore admiring himself in the mirror. (cough cough MrBigpops31 cough cough) He was puckering his lips and raising his eyebrows, then slicked back his hair. He winked at himself and shot little finger guns at the mirror. sans growled.

This caught Asgore's attention and he walked over to sans, smirking. "Why, hello there Sans."

sans groaned. "that's not how you say it fluffy-buns."

Asgore's face got red with anger. "Do not call me 'fluffy-buns'! And if that isn't how you say your name, how do you say it, albino?"

Asgore smiled showing off some light yellow teeth.

"wow" sans thought, "he actually brushed his teeth, he must really want to go out with tori."

"Well?!" Asgore exclaimed. "How do you say your name?"

sans rolled his eyes. "its 'sans' not 'Sans' got me?"

"Yes, that's what I said, 'Sans'" Asgore said, his voice full of impatience.

sans grinned inside. "no no no! its 'sans!'" sans said, trying his best to hold his laughter back and keep a straight face.

"That's what I'm saying! 'Sans'!" It took overwhelming willpower in order for sans to keep a smile from appearing of his face. (Oh yeah! Sorry, I forgot to say, sans's mouth isn't permanently a smile in this.)

Asgore was very frustrated that he was getting sans's name wrong. sans chuckled under his breath. "here asgore, why don't i help you pronounce it? say it with me: sa..."

"sa..." Asgore repeated.

"...ns" sans finished.

"...ns" Asgore replied.

"now say it all together asgore!" sans said, faking excitement.

"Sans." Asgore stated proudly believing he had got it correct.

"no asgore. ugh, forget it dude." sans said walking off snickering under his breath. Asgore, who was quite competitive, was DETERMINED, to beat sans at his own game.

"Sans, that's not how you say my name." he said, smile tugging out of the corners of his mouth.

sans turned around, his eyes bored looking at Asgore's greasy fur, which he had combed on the top of his head. sans knew what was going on.

"well golly!" sans faked surprise. "how do you say it asgore?"

Asgore smirked. "It's pronounced Asgore!"

sans smiled. "pretty sure that's what i said buddy."

Asgore was getting pretty steamed. "Nuh-uh! You didn't say it right!"