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I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear—
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,

Jay's POV

Kai and Skylor were getting married today. I was happy for them, and this very thought kept a smile on my face as I walked past an open door in the church and heard the voices of Cole and PIXAL.

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Typical Cole. He's probably jealous that Kai found love, and he did not.

But I'm willing to admit that Skylor can be a total bitch at times, or, like Cole said, a whore. Still, Kai loved her. Why would they think to say that with the door wide open?"

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

I felt like yelling at them, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" but decided against it. That would be rude, and it's much better to face these things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast.
So, pour the champagne.

Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

What did he mean "Our marriage is saved?" Whose? His?

Something clicked. At least that's one less bitch I have to worry about, Cole must be thinking.

Yeah, no. Forget poise and rationality.

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again

"Whoops! Sorry, Jay." Cole shut the door. Thank god for that. At least he's not hurting Kai if Kai doesn't know what he's thinking.

I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again...