simplyseptic: FRIEND
daddyplier: HI
simplyseptic: who r u i only know a jessica
daddyplier: hOW DID YOU KNOW MY BIRTHNAME WHAT
simplyseptic: SHIT
simplyseptic: I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS YOUR BIRTHNAMEdaddyplier: DJDNSKDB IM LAUGHING SO HARD
simplyseptic: if it makes you feel better
simplyseptic: my birthname is fionadaddyplier: SHREK
simplyseptic: I KNOW
daddyplier: FOR HALLOWEEN WE SHOULD DRESS UP AS SHREK AND FIONA
simplyseptic:...thats brilliant
daddyplier: I AM BRILLIANT
simplyseptic: YES YOU ARE
daddyplier: god you're perfect
simplyseptic: woahwoahwoah back up, im nowhere near perfect
daddyplier: i suppose
daddyplier: but you're pretty damn closesimplyseptic: i disagree
simplyseptic: im not really perfect
simplyseptic: i feel like you're closer to perfection than medaddyplier: nope
simplyseptic: prove it
daddyplier:
daddyplier: see im a twink
simplyseptic: stop being so damn pretty howell
daddyplier: gjfjensjdhdjjds
simplyseptic: ?
daddyplier: i am b l u s h i n g
daddyplier: dicksimplyseptic: ((;;
daddyplier: send pics ur cute
simplyseptic:
daddyplier: thank god im trans
simplyseptic: why?
daddyplier: i dont need ovaries
simplyseptic:...i frickin' hate you
daddyplier: im clever
simplyseptic: so very clever
daddyplier: how long have we been talking for??
simplyseptic: like
simplyseptic: almost a month?daddyplier: that means my birthday is in like two weeks ((;;
simplyseptic: i haVE THE PERFECT PRESENT DANIEL
daddyplier: what is iT
simplyseptic: ill tell you before i buy them
daddyplier: frick you
simplyseptic: you might like them ((;;
daddyplier: maybe
simplyseptic: hopefully
daddyplier: yeah
simplyseptic: i gotta save up
daddyplier: dont spend money on me
simplyseptic: too bad
simplyseptic: fuck i cant wait to buy itdaddyplier: what is itttt
simplyseptic:...a train ticket to manchester
daddyplier: PHIL
daddyplier: YOU BEAUTIFUL RAT
daddyplier: THATS PERFECTsimplyseptic: i wont be able to afford it for a little while
daddyplier: you got me excited
daddyplier: we have to plan this whole day out
daddyplier: once you buy the ticketssimplyseptic: im excited too
simplyseptic: YOU CAN MEETCHRIS TOOdaddyplier: THATLL BE LIT
simplyseptic: YEAH
daddyplier: CAN WE GO TO THR MANCHESTER EYE
simplyseptic: OH MY GOD YES
daddyplier: im sO HAPPY
simplyseptic: ME TOO
daddyplier: i might die
simplyseptic: samr
daddyplier: SAMR
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Fanboys // Phan
FanfictionDan is writing fanfiction. Yes, he is writing fanfiction. How old is he? Hah, well.. 17. He is 17 years old. He's obsessed with YouTube. His favorite YouTubers are jacksepticeye and markiplier. He ships them. A lot. So one day, he was writing fanfic...