Fanboys // Phan

Sixteen

simplyseptic: TEN DAYS B

daddyplier: phil i
daddyplier: my dad doesnt want me to go

simplyseptic: whAt
simplyseptic: tell him to fuck oFF i need to see you before i breakdown

daddyplier: he said i cant go unless he has a conversation with you but i dont want that to happen

simplyseptic: whywhy

daddyplier: because my dad is like
daddyplier: my dad
daddyplier: he doesnt know my online persona

simplyseptic: but i gotta meet you

daddyplier: you're angering
daddyplier: hes making a kik right now

simplyseptic: fuck yes

daddyplier: no cursing
daddyplier: he'll probably ask you your pronouns bc i got him into that shit

simplyseptic: okay

daddyplier has added dansdad to the chat

dansdad: hello there

simplyseptic: hello!! nice to meet you sir

dansdad: hello, the feeling is reciprocated. what're your pronouns, son?

simplyseptic: he/him, sir (:

dansdad: i like that sir thing
dansdad: dan can you do that

daddyplier: tf no

dansdad: at least i tried

simplyseptic: dans a stubborn one
simplyseptic: but hes a keeper

dansdad: are you two dating??

simplyseptic: yes

daddyplier: no
daddyplier: pHil nOono

dansdad: oh??
dansdad: did phil just out you

simplyseptic: yes

daddyplier: nO
daddyplier: pHiLl sto P

dansdad: dan why did you never tell me you had a boyfriend
dansdad: this is a completely different interrogation
dansdad: how does dan treat you, son

simplyseptic: he, quite honestly, treats me like the prince i am

dansdad: thats adorable
dansdad: im doing the shipping

daddyplier: DAD I

dansdad: is it drill

simplyseptic: what

dansdad: drill
dansdad: the ship name

daddyplier: dad
daddyplier: where did you get the r

dansdad: i.. i dont know
dansdad: is it pan then?

simplyseptic: i like phan better

dansdad: PHAN
dansdad: YES

daddyplier: but we arent dating

simplyseptic: wait are you breaking up with me

dansdad: i love this
dansdad: its like those pamfictions you write

simplyseptic: PAMFICTIONS

dansdad: what?

simplyseptic: sir i think theyre fanfictions

dansdad: oh yes, sorry future son in law

daddyplier: D A D

dansdad: (dans currently blushing irl)

simplyseptic: so cute
simplyseptic: speaking of in laws, sir i have a question

dansdad: yes?

simplyseptic: may i have your sons hand in marriage

dansdad: I SHIP THIS SO HARD
dansdad: ABSOLUTELY

daddyplier: i cant fucking speak

dansdad: language

daddyplier: english

dansdad: youre such a smartass

daddyplier: you know it :*
daddyplier: wait me and phil are NOT dating

dansdad: duh

daddyplier: oh

simplyseptic: i texted your dad before i responded in the gc and told him we should pretend like me and you are dating so it would be funny

daddyplier: fuck you guys

dansdad: but i actually ship you guys thanks

daddyplier has removed dansdad from the chat

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shorter chapter, but why not?
dans dad, eh?