Dan is writing fanfiction. Yes, he is writing fanfiction. How old is he? Hah, well.. 17. He is 17 years old. He's obsessed with YouTube. His favorite YouTubers are jacksepticeye and markiplier. He ships them. A lot. So one day, he was writing fanfic...
simplyseptic: what is air simplyseptic: i cantbreath it simplyseptic: because when i see you, you're going to make me breathless with how handsome you are
daddyplier: okay bye daddyplier: you're getting flirtier each day daddyplier: its making me think daddyplier: mmmMMM DOES PHIL LESTER LIKE ME
simplyseptic: 😜
daddyplier: i thought id get answers not emojis
simplyseptic: when we see each other simplyseptic: im attack you in the tightest hug you'll ever endure
daddyplier: ill bite you in a friendly way (;
simplyseptic: what do you mEan bite?
daddyplier: i dont know i didnt sleep last night
simplyseptic: whY?
daddyplier: bc like i was watching you sleep and making sure you werent dying daddyplier: duh
simplyseptic: okay but like sleep???
daddyplier: i will tonight
simplyseptic: okAyy
daddyplier: im really sleep deprived but i look cute rigjt now?? daddyplier:
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simplyseptic: BE ANI E
daddyplier: quite honestly, these couple months ive been on t have been very daddyplier: wowie
simplyseptic: yeah its been like almost 7 months since your first shot? simplyseptic: yoURE GONNA BE WITH ME ON YOUR SEVENTH MONTH ON T
daddyplier: THATS SO EXCITING IM SO HAPPY daddyplier: i loVE
simplyseptic: you look so masc and handsome i love u
daddyplier: if you dont i bet you look even more masc
simplyseptic:
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daddyplier: i love (1) boy
simplyseptic: wAIT FUCKING SEAN REPLIED TO MY TWEET
daddyplier: HE DID NOT
simplyseptic: HE FUCKING FOLLOWED ME TOO WHAT
daddyplier: WHAT WHAT WHAT daddyplier: doNT TELL HIM YOUR BEST FRIEND WRITES GAY FANFICTION ABOUT HIM AND HIS BEST FRIEND
simplyseptic: he dmed me and said i seEMED COOL BASED ON MY ACCOUNT IIIIII simplyseptic: THANK GOD I DONT HAVE A FAN ACC ON TWITTER GOD BLESS
daddyplier: YALL ARE GONNA BE FRIENDS
simplyseptic: he asked me if i was a fan whAT DO I SAY
daddyplier: "no daddy i just want your cock in me"
simplyseptic: dAN IM SERIOUS
daddyplier: say yea but not an obsessive fan
simplyseptic: but i am
daddyplier: doNT TELL HIM THAT
simplyseptic: we're officially friends now woa
daddyplier: wo A h
simplyseptic: this happened in like ten minutes what
daddyplier: akfbskfjnsjfs
simplyseptic: i asked him if its weird to be shipped w his best friend simplyseptic: he siad no and that hes read some of the fanfics
daddyplier: I HOPE ITS NOT MINE OH MY GOD
simplyseptic: he said he read one that was really well written and it had a trans character in it and he liked the author and followed him on his secret fan acc
daddyplier: tHATS ME FUCK daddyplier: i sweAr to gOD THATS ME
simplyseptic: i knOW simplyseptic: i told him we were friends and he said "soooo, you are an obsessive fan? haha"
daddyplier: hES READ MY FANFIC daddyplier: OH NO HE FOLLOWS ME?????? daddyplier: I HAVE TO DELETE MY LIFE daddyplier: diD TOU GIVE HIM MY TWITTER
simplyseptic: yes
daddyplier: HE FOLLOWED ME OH MY GOD
simplyseptic: im making a gc w him tomorrow on kik w you and try to convince him to add mark
daddyplier: wiTH MY USERNAME?
simplyseptic: yes
daddyplier: i suddenly hate myself
simplyseptic: nOOOO
daddyplier: im gonna have a conversation with,, mark? and?? jac??k tomorrow???
