What He Thinks of Your Boyfriend (#46)

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Me: *adjusting awesome interviewer glasses and clicks pen* So, (Dad's name). What do you think of your daughter's boyfriend?
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Germany:
"Nein. I don't like zhat dummkopf."

Italy:
"Ve~, he seems like a nice guy. (Your name) likes him, so I trust him."

Japan:
"(Your name) seems to trust him, so I wirr give him one chance."

America:
"Dude doesn't even like Captain America. Why the fūck is (Your name) dating him? You can't date a guy if he doesn't like Captain America."

England:
"I do not like that bloody wanker at all! He does not have the right to be dating my little princess! Shame she won't let me turn him into a toad/frog."

Canada:
"If that motherfûcker hurts my precious baby, then that sorry son of a bïtch is going to fûcking die."

Russia:
"Can I kill him yet?" ^J^

France:
*swearing and being dramatic in French*

Spain:
*swearing in Spanish*

Prussia:
"Zhat unawesome loser isn't awesome enough for my awesome daughter."

China:
"I don't like him at all, aru. But I'll give him one chance for my little panda."
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Fire some suggestions at me, guys! Speaking of which, what should I call you guys (Besides guys)?

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