Hetalia Daddy-Daughter Preferences

60/Quote From "Grandpa Hates Disneyland" That Suites Him

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Germany:
"Don't look at the dildos!"

Italy:
"Well, I suppose a little bit never hurt nobody..."

Japan:
"I need a pharmacist!"

America:
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

England:
"Goddammit, boy! How do you miss the bowl?"

Canada:
*realizes he has the wrong kid* "You're not my grandson! Go away."

Russia:
"I'm not scared."

France:
"The hell am I supposed to do with this? I can't shove this up my @ss."

Spain:
"I need more candy!"

Prussia:
"Look at the whip he's got. That mouse owns somebody!"

China:
"Outta my way! I'm a real grandpa!"
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Please take a moment to imagine them going to Disneyland and doing these things....

Last time I went to Disneyland, I was in like kindergarten. Now I'm going into 10th grade and I haven't been back X(

Suggestions (For other scenarios than Brandon Rogers) are welcome :)