64|"Hall Monitor Helen"

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Germany:
"Get your work done! This is detention!"

Italy:
"You see this picture? Little asshole didn't even try."

Japan:
"Why don't you get your math done before you get pregnant?"

America:
"You know Mrs. Perkins, the new math teacher," *looks aorund* "Lesbian..."

England:
"Principal Morris! One of the second graders is on fire and I don't think he;s going to make it this time!"

Canada:
"This is my letter of resignation. You can roll it up into a tight little wad and shove it up your dick!" *at door* "Do you want this open or closed?"

Russia:
"I wanted to become a ballerina. You know what I became? HIV positive."

France:
"Oh, don't laugh, Diane. This is a good night for me."

Spain:
*You pick

Prussia:
"Principal Morris, I'm gonna need backup! The kindergartners are raping each other!"

China:
"You wanna become what? A doctor?"

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My life's been very crazy lately. So, I'm very sorry for the lack of updates

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