Hetalia Daddy-Daughter Preferences

65|Sleep Talking

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F/S= Favorite soda
B/N = Boy's name
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Germany:
One night, you fell asleep on the couch after watching a movie. Ludwig, being the good father he is, picked you up and started carrying you upstairs to your room so he could put you in bed. Before he put his foot on the first step, you started mumbling. Ludwig stayed quiet and stopped moving so he wouldn't wake you up.
"Mhh, I'm getting you a goat, Vati..." you mumbled.
"What?"
"You're getting a goat."
"Uhh, okay." Ludwig was very confused at this point.
You didn't say anything else, so Ludwig continued to go up the stairs. He entered your room and tucked you into bed. He kissed your head goodnight and turned to leave your room.
"You're not taking care of the goat, Vati." You suddenly said, stopping your father in his tracks.
"I'm not?" Ludwig asked, playing along with your sleep-talk.
"I thought I trusted you," you said. "But you suck at taking care of goats."
"I do?"
"Yes. I'm not buying you another goat ever again."

Italy:
*Make your own scenario*

Japan:
Kiku was working on some papers late at night when he heard a crash from your room. Obviously worried for your safety, he ran out of his office and to your room. When he burst into your room, he found you on the floor covering yourself with your blankets.
"What're you doing, (Y/N)?" He asked.
Turning to him with wide, open eyes, you said,"I'm a ninja. What does it look like, Yuri?"
Neither you nor your father know anyone named Yuri.

America:
You feel asleep on the couch after playing video games with your father. After you fell asleep, Alfred turned the T.V to regular T.V and started watching a show. He planned on carrying you to your room later.
Halfway through (random show), you started mumbling in your sleep. Alfred muted the T.V and turned to look at you, wondering if you were waking up.
"Hi..." You mumbled. "I'm ready to order."
Alfred was confused, but he decided to play along. "Okay, what can I get for you?"
"I'd like a (F/S) and a slutty cheese."
"Alright. A (F/S) and a slutty cheese. Anything else?" Alfred asked.
"A fat burger with a potato." you answered.
"And how would you like your potato, ma-am?"
It was quiet for a moment before you answered.
"Fūcked. A fūcked potato."
Alfred bit his tongue so he wouldn't laugh and wake you up. "Oookay. A fūcked potato, a fat burger, a (F/S), and a slutty cheese. Anything else?"
"I want a fūcking jet pack."
"Alright. Anything else?"
Again, it was quiet for a moment before you answered.
"I'm ready to pay." you said.
"That'll be $12. How would you like to pay?" Alfred asked.
"If I could pay with human teeth, I'd be filthy rich."
Needless to say, your father didn't get much sleep that night.

England:
Arthur brought you with him to Italy for the World Conference. You two were sharing a hotel room. While you were curled up sleeping in your bed, Arthur was awake and sitting on the other bed watching T.V.
Suddenly, you started laughing like a maniac for no reason. Arthur whipped his head to face you. He started wondering if you were possessed by a demon. You kept laughing.
"How do you like that, motherfūckers?! Yeah, you better run!" You yelled, still asleep. "Pew pew pew pew pew!"
Arthur started laughing so hard at the laser noises you were making, his laughter woke you up.
"What're you laughing at, Dad?" You asked, irritated that you were just woken up.
"N-nothing, (Y/N)." Arthur lied as he wiped the tears in his eyes from laughing.

Canada:
One time, you were almost three years old and Matthew got you to lay down for your nap. You fell asleep on a chair in his office instead of your bed, but your father didn't care. Just as long as you took your nap, then everyone would be happy.
While your father worked on some paperwork, you were tossing and turning.
"I love jelly. I really really love jelly." You said in a very heart-aching tone.
Matthew almost laughed. It sounded like it was the end of P&B sandwiches.

Russia:
You had a really high fever and Ivan, being the good father he is, was taking care of you. After you had some soup and medicine, you went to sleep. Ivan picked up the empty medicine cup and the empty soup bowl. He took them to the kitchen and came back to keep an eye on you.
As Ivan sat by your bed, he noticed that your lips were twitching, but he didn't think much of it. Suddenly, you bolted upright in and pointed at your father as you screamed,"YOU'RE THE WORST SLAVE EVER, TUBA FART!!"

France:
You hadn't been getting that much "beauty sleep" lately due to school. That meant that it was common for Francis to carry you to your room after you pass out while working on homework. Francis didn't mind this because it reminded him of when he'd carry you to bed when you were little. He really missed those times.
Anyway, you fell asleep at the kitchen table after you spent three hours working on homework. Francis picked you up and started carrying you to your room. As he carried you, you started mumbling in your sleep.
"Mhm, Mulligan was so gay for Hamilton." You grumbled.
"What?" Francis nearly dropped you.
"They were so gay for each other."
Francis was now very confused. "Who was gay for whom?" He asked.
"Hercules Mulligan and Alexander Hamilton. So gay," you muttered. "They were fūcking bros."
"Okay..."
Francis didn't say anything else. He brought you into your room. After tucking you in, he closed your door on the way out. Once he was in his office, Francis thought about the American Revolution. He remembered Alexander Hamilton very clearly, but he had never met a Hercules Mulligan.

Spain:
You fell asleep while watching a movie with Antonio. While you were sleeping and your father continued to watch T.V, your phone rang. Despite being asleep, you were somehow able to answer it, much to Antonio's surprise. He stayed quiet and wondered if you were going to talk while you were sleeping.
It was your boyfriend that called you.
"Hey, (Y/N)," (B/N) said. "What movie are we seeing tomorrow night?"
You grumbled before answering with,"Madrid, 7:30. Don't be late."
"I know that we're in Madrid. What movie are we seeing?"
"Madrid, 7:30. Don't be late." You repeated.
"I already know that, but what-"
"God fūcking dammit, (B/N)! You better not miss the fūcking movie or I will cut your fūcking dick off! I fūcking said Madrid at 7:30!" You yelled before hanging up the phone and laying back down. Antonio stared at you with wide eyes.
Apparently you have anger issues in your sleep.

Prussia:
You occasionally talked in your sleep. If Gilbert was lucky, then he could manage to have a conversation with you while you were sleeping.
You grumbled for a moment before asking,"Was it the nachos?"
"What?" Gilbert turned to look at you.
"Was it the nachos?" you asked again.
"Yes," Gilbert said. "It was the nachos all along, just as you suspected."
You smiled. "Knew it. I'm so awesome at this..."

China:
You went along with Yao to a World Conference in Mexico. As a result, the flight was pretty long. Five hours into the flight, you fell asleep and your father was still awake. He read a magazine while you were sleeping next to him. He glanced over at you and heard you mumbling.
"It will all end..." you muttered.
"What?" Yao asked, getting confused and a little creeped out.
You sat up, looked your father right in the eye, and repeated what you said in a creepy whisper.
"It will all end...just like the ones you love."
You went right back to sleep after that, but Yao was now too freaked out to try and sleep. He ended up staying awake for the rest of the flight.
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Question: Have you ever talked in your sleep before?