Survival Week

Taking the Bait

ELAINA: Alright. I hate catching fish more than I hate eating it. It's official.

JENNA: Don't you mean oh fish al?

ELAINA: (glares) Please no fish humor right now.

JENNA: (grins) Alright, I admit it. That one was crappie.

ELAINA: Okay, now you're just doing it on purpose.

JENNA: Don't be shellfish. Naomi's enjoying my puns. Right?

NAOMI: Sure. It distracts me from utter boredom.

JENNA: We're doing fish puns here. Not cow puns. Get with the program, Naomi.

ELAINA: Ugh, it's been three hours and we only caught two fish.

JENNA: That's some bass luck.

ELAINA: Seriously? Can you stop it?

JENNA: You sure are crabby today.

ELAINA: Naomi, help me. Jenna's going crazy after spending three hours fishing. Maybe the smell is affecting her brain.

JENNA: Could you be a little more Pacific?

ELAINA: Help me.

JENNA: I don't sea what the problem is.

NAOMI: We just got bigger problems than Jenna's fishy puns. Look who just showed up.

ELAINA: Lindsay Valentine.

JENNA: She's a little lake to be starting now.

NAOMI: I think you're hooked.

ELAINA: Oh not you too, Naomi. Don't go over to the dark side. You were my last hope. You were the only thing keeping me sane.

JENNA: You're just a stream of emotions.

LINDSAY and CARLY walk over

LINDSAY: How's the fishing going, girls?

NAOMI: It's going just fine.

LINDSAY: That's nice.

ELAINA: What do you want Lindsay?

LINDSAY: What, can't I just stop in to say hi?

NAOMI: Well, I guess, but...

CARLY: What Lindsay's trying to say is that she thinks we got off on the wrong foot. And we should set aside our differences and just be friends.

ELAINA: Wait a second. You want to be friends?

CARLY: Why not?

JENNA: I don't know. This sounds a bit, fishy. We need to get back to our fishing.

LINDSAY: How many fish have you caught so far?

NAOMI: Two.

LINDSAY: Are you sure about that.

NAOMI: Yes I'm sure. We have two fish right here... (notices fish are gone)

CARLY: Correction. You had two fish.

NAOMI: (looks around) Jenna, where did those fish go?

JENNA: How should I know? I was too busy with my puns.

LINDSAY: Catch you later. (evil laughter)

ELAINA: Okay, I really don't see what's so funny about fish puns.

NAOMI: Guys, can you quit arguing for one second and help me? I don't know what happened to our fish!

JENNA: They're really gone?

NAOMI: Yes! I don't know what happened.

ELAINA: I'll bet Lindsay Valentine took them.

NAOMI: How could she? They were only here for thirty seconds and we were watching them the whole time.

ELAINA: Actually, just Lindsay and Carly were here. Sue was nowhere in sight.

NAOMI: You think Sue stole the fish?

ELAINA: I bet she snuck up behind us and took the fish while Lindsay and Carly were distracting us.

JENNA: We really took the bait.