NAOMI: We're here! Thank God I can get out of this crazy car.
JENNA: Do we have time for one more truth or dare?
NAOMI: No! No more!
ELAINA: (opens car door, runs out) I'm free! FREE!
JENNA: Where are we anyway?
NAOMI: Campsite 192
ELAINA: A.K.A. a floodplain.
JENNA: Eww! There's water all over the ground! It's going to ruin my new four inch heels.
NAOMI: Jenna. Why on Earth would you wear four inch heels to go camping?
JENNA: Hey, I'm not going to risk my status as most-fashionable over one stupid week.
ELAINA: Come on Jenna, the water's not that bad. It's actually kind of fun. And squishy. Squishy fun.
JENNA: Um, no thanks. I think I'll just stay in the car for now.
NAOMI: Jenna, we are in this together. Now get your butt out of that car and help us set up this tent.
JENNA: Or what?
NAOMI: Or I'll tell everybody the thing you just admitted during Truth or Dare ten minutes ago.
JENNA: Okay, okay. I'm getting out of the car.
NAOMI: Alright. Here is the tent. And there is the campsite. Now we just need to put them together.
JENNA: You're the smart one. You figure it out.
NAOMI: How am I supposed to know how to set up a tent?
ELAINA: Guys, it's really not that hard. Just stick this pole up through the center and hammer these stakes into the ground.
NAOMI: Okay. I'll hammer these things into the ground and you and Jenna can work on the pole.
JENNA: Eww, why is it so wet here? Won't it leak through the bottom of the tent?
ELAINA: The tent's water proof. It shouldn't leak.
JENNA: And what if it does?
ELAINA: Then you'll have a water bed.
JENNA: That is so not funny.
ELAINA: It was pretty funny.
JENNA: No. Not really.
NAOMI: (hammering a stake into the ground.) This isn't working. The ground is so soft they keep coming out.
ELAINA: Let's set the tent up somewhere else.
NAOMI: But this is our assigned campsite.
ELAINA: I know that, Naomi. But we can't set the tent up here. Like you said, the ground's too soft. We can just move up a bit.
NAOMI: But that's somebody else's campsite.
ELAINA: They're not here yet. First come first serve.
NAOMI: Elaina!
JENNA: I'm with Elaina on this one. Unless you want to stay here and get wet, Naomi...
NAOMI: I don't want to get wet, but I also don't want to steal somebody else's campsite. We could get in trouble.
ELAINA: (grins) No we won't. (walks over to Campsite 193)
NAOMI: Elaina, what are you doing?
Elaina takes Campsite 193 sign and switches it with Campsite 192 sign
JENNA: That's what I'm talking about.
NAOMI: Do either of you have any morals?
JENNA: Not with me.
NAOMI: (rolling eyes) You know what I mean.
ELAINA: Come on, Naomi. Lighten up. Look, what's more important. Morals, or not waking up in a pile of water. Besides, I doubt anybody has this campsite anyway. It would just be a waste.
NAOMI: (hesitates) Okay fine. We'll move.
JENNA: Yay! Now can somebody help me? I'm sinking in mud.
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Survival Week
HumorIt all started with a school assignment. One week in the woods. Survive. Pass. It's as simple as that. But anything with friends Naomi, Jenna, and Elaina is not going to be that simple.
