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Umbridge and Lily

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Okay, so in book 7, there was that Muggle Born Registration Act. Lily Evans was a Muggle Born. Can you just imagine what would have happened if Lily and James had lived and Lily had to go?

Umbridge: You are Lily Evans, correct?
Lily: *sarcastically* No, I'm the Giant Squid. And, it's Potter, actually.
Umbridge: You are married to James Potter?
Lily: Didn't I just say my surname was Potter? Yes, we are married. Would you like to see the marriage certificate?
Umbridge: You are the mother to Harry Potter?
Lily: Duh. If I remember correctly, a special Howler was sent to you in his 5th year by my family and I. 
Umbridge: Mrs. Potter, I'm afraid you are being quite disrespectful.
Lily: *angry* I'M THE DISRESPECTFUL ONE!? YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO SEND INNOCENT PEOPLE TO AZKABAN!

#SavageLily

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