Around two weeks ago, I had a conversation with someone, and danggg, I was asked the dumbest question ever!
(I am going to censor names)
Person A: So, Salma, do you speak Islam?
Me: . . . that's not a language . . .
Person A: Islamic, then?
Me: Still not a language.
Person A: Whatever, do you speak your language?
Me: *sighs* It's Arabic, and yes, I speak it.
Person B: *looks up from computer* Wait, Salma, you're Jewish!?
Everyone sitting at the table: *bursts out laughing*
Person A: No, you idiot, she's Muslim! I literally asked her if she spoke ISLAM!
Me: *face palms* You really need to get your facts straight, Person B.
UPDATE: I honestly feel bad for him bc we still hold it against him after like 6 months
