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he's not your baby • soonhoon

"BEBE JEHOON!!!"

Instead of going to where Soonyoung was, lumiko siya papuntang quadrangle.

"Bebe Jehoon naman!" Soonyoung said, grabbing Jihoon's arm. Nilingon naman siya ni Jihoon and I swear to Jisoos, if looks can kill, Soonyoung's dead already. "Please hear me out,"

"Wala ka nang dapat i-explain Soonyoung." Jihoon replied, coldly. Sino ba naman kasi ang matutuwa kapag may biglang linta ang kakapit sa boyfriend mo? Oh, sino?! Nang masapak ko kayo. Charot.

"I—I swear to Jisoos, hindi ko siya kilala! Bigla nalang siyang lumapit na parang linta sa'kin!" Paliwanag ni Soonyoung nag-mistulang nagsusumbong sa nanay. "Kaya wag ka na magselos, bebe ko!"

Jihoon looked at Soonyoung with a raised eyebrow. "Ako? Nagseselos? Psh, no." He defended and Soonyoung whiny face turned into a playful grin. Lufet, bilis magpalit.

Lumapit siya sa boyfriend niya, "Oh really?" He said. "Bakit ganiyan ka maka-react?" He added with a hint of playfulness in his voice.

"Stressed lang ako," Jihoon lied. Putangina, doon ka sa babaeng linta! "What the— Bitawan mo ako, Kwon Soonyoung!"

Soonyoung smiled playfully. "Aminin mo munang nagseselos ka!" He said but Jihoon's too stubborn to admit that he's really jealous. What do you expect from the Lee Jihoon?

"Hindi nga ako nagseselos." Jihoon said, trying to escape Soonyoung's hug but the older's too strong and too tall for him. Disadvantage ng mga pandak, hayst. "Bitaw!"

"Umamin ka na kasi," sambit ni Soonyoung, not really buying what Jihoon said. Sino ba naman kasi maniniwala sa gano'n rason. Tanga lang, meghad.

"BABY SOONS!"

"Oh my god, here she is again! BEBE JEHOON ITAGO MO AKO SA IMPAKTANG 'YAN!" Soonyoung screamed also when the familiar girl screamed. Soonyoung hid behind the smaller's back and Jihoon was just looking at the girl who was running towards them.

"Excuse me, si Baby Soons ko ba 'yang nasa likod mo?" The girl asked, with some ugly shit aegyo that doesn't suit her. Wow, even the narrator's against her.

Baby Soons mo?! Oh, bitch please. Jihoon thought and if really, looks could kill, this girl's double dead na. Botcha ba, mga beb.

"Excuse me, bata. I am talking to you. Aish!" Sambit nung babae at pinilit na hilain palayo si Soonyoung kay Jihoon pero dakilang linta si Soonyoung kay Jihoon kaya ayan. Hindi siya mahila-hila ng babae. "Ano ba, Baby Soons!"

Jihoon heaved a sigh. "First of all, hindi mo siya baby." Jihoon started. "Pagmamay-ari ko ata itong inaagaw mo. This guy, is my boyfriend and how dare you call him your Baby Soons? And hindi ako bata." Jihoon calmly snapped— Wait, may gano'n ba? Basta.

"No, that's—"

"Impossible?" Pagpapatuloy ni Jihoon sa sinabi niya. "Bitch, nothing's impossible in the world now. By the way, hi, I'm Lee Jihoon. Kwon Soonyoung's boyfriend."

The linta girl was in shock when she realized who he was. "L—Lee Ji—Hoon?! You mean t—" hindi na niya naituloy ang sasabihan niya dahil sa mukha namang walang interes si Jihoon sa sasabihin nito.

"Now would you please excuse us, we're going to leave already." He said, dragging Soonyoung with him and leaving the girl there.

"Hindi pala nagseselos pero mga gano'n pala ang sinasabi ha~" Soonyoung teased the smaller. "Ayie, nagseselos ang Bebe Jehoon ko! Pa-kiss nga— BEBE JEHOON NAMAN HUHUHU!"