I Am Cancer ((A Deadpool Story))

Chapter 1:- Oops

I Am Cancer ((A Deadpool Story))

Chapter 1:- Oops

"Red, blue, blue, blue, silver, red, black, yellow, black, black, silver, red, blue, blue, blue, blue, red, blue, blue, red, bl-"

"Wade will you stop naming the colours on my suit!" Peter shouted, and hit the taller man over the head. "This is why you don't have any friends."

"Pete, babe, don't be like tha-" Peter cut him off, hitting him over the head again. Wade smiled under his mask, and stood up balancing on the railing they were both sitting on. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I just can't help it when you're so-"

"Don't even think about finishing that sentence." Peter said, pulling him back down. "Will you stay still, I said I'd help you find Frances, not be your boy toy." Peter laughed. Wade crossed his arms over his chest and placed his head on Peter's shoulder.

"It's more fun this way- oh there he is!" He shouted, and dropped on top of a car. Peter followed, swinging from street lamp to street lamp. "Spidey will you help me down here!" Wade yelled, sticking his head out of the car. Peter sighed and kicked through the back window, landing in the back seat.

"Hi guys, sorry I'm late." He joked, causing Wade to hit him.

"I'm the sarcastic one, you just sit there and look cute." He demanded, before shooting the driver in the head.

"Was that really smart, we're still in the car you know!" Peter said crossing his arms. Wade stopped what he was doing and stared at the young boy.

"Shit!" He yelled, as the car crashed into the side of the motor way and began to roll. "Spidey, save me!" He shouted, as Peter shot a web out of the window, catching on another car. He grabbed Wade's hand, and pulled the two of them out, sliding across the floor, adding a few uts and bruises to their bodies.

"That's not at all what I meant by save me." Wade said and hit the younger boy over the head, a habit of they had devloped over the past few months. "However, seeing you shoot a web out for me-"

"Do not finish that sentence." The boy said turning around and beginning to walk away from his friend. "I'm going home. I'll see you tomorrow."

Wade sighed and shrugged his shoulders, giving in for the day, he was sure his room mate would probably need help finding something by now. That is if she had finally found her way out of the bathroom with out a doorknob...