Suicide Squad with a Twist

Chapter 6

As the helicopter was just about to take off a slim woman climbed on board with just a mask to cover her face. Rick Flag looked at her then back at the squad "This is Katana! She is here to help us and is very skilled with blades." He said as he motioned her to sit beside him where The Joker was taking up two seats lying down hands crossed under his head humming a tune. She walked over and unsheathed her blade resting it under his chin as he opened an eye. Rick began to watch the other helicopters take off not even caring what was happening in his own.

The Joker looked her up and down the blade digging into his neck slightly but not enough to break any skin. He sighed and went back to his relaxed position and proceeded with his humming unaware that a fuming Harley was just about to burst like a volcano any second. Katana spoke words in an unknown language (Pretend its foreign) "Move your ass before I move it for you!" Rick was the only one that understood which caused him to chuckle at the thought.

The Joker didn't even try to move any part of his body unless it was to make him more comfortable. Harley was getting sick of it and had enough "He ain't gonna move unless yah actually do somethin' bout it! He's just an ass that way!" She finished with a smirk looking at him with pleased eyes as her speech got a reaction from everyone. They all moved inches from him and Harley fully aware a fight was about to break loose.

The Joker sighed once again and sat up still in the middle of two seats and Katana reluctantly took the blade down and looked to Rick in confusion. Jokers icy eyes stared into Harley's, no grin on his face. He stood up and walked towards her taking each step slower than the one before. He was now standing right in front of a smirking blonde "You know why I didn't move?" He asked softly to Harley as she began to tilt her head instead of asking. "So you could sit beside me you worthless waste of space!!" He shouted even through all the engines roaring.

Harley jumped at his shout and began to feel her eyes burning 'Did he just say he wanted me to sit beside him?' She asked herself. A tear began to roll down her face and onto her Daddy's lil Monster t-shirt. She stood up looking up at him with tear stained eyes before speaking "I wouldn't have sit beside you, because yah know why Puddin'?" She said as a rhetorical question. "Because your a selfish, uncaring, unforgiving bastard that has no regards for anyone else's feelings!" She sat back down and began to cry into her hands everyone else just staring in absolute silence. No one wanting to step in and cause any more trouble. The Joker looked shocked! She had never called him all those things at once! Anger took over him as everyone was staring as this. "What the hell you looking at?!" He asked turning around to glare at the squad who all stopped staring and began to start small talk with one another.

The Joker ran his hand through his hair trying to calm his nerves but to no success "Listen here you ungrateful brat! I have given you everything you have ever wanted now stop being a cry baby and grow up!" He shouted and sat back down on one seat beside Rick as Katana had taken the other. Harley looked through her hands at him her makeup running down her face. She took one of her hands and gave him the finger. He was about to stand up when another blade halted his actions this time resting on his chest. He followed the blade and led to Katanas face. She shook her head in a disappointed way and as an order.

He sat back down looking back over to Harley who had begun to rest her head on someone's shoulder. The Joker began to feel his fists clench as he saw it was Deadshot who was hugging her and trying to calm her down. Just before he had a chance to start attacking Deadshot the helicopter got shot at and began to catch fire causing it to spin roughly and being The Joker, he was the only one without a seatbelt on. He fell from side to side until he finally latched onto a net and held on for dear life whilst laughing his head off. The helicopter eventually halted on the ground leaving him with a small piece of the door stuck in his arm. He gripped it and stumbled out the back after everyone.

Harley was now being checked for injuries by Deadshot, noticing The Joker grip something and stumble out. She shrieked and ran over to his aid removing his jacket and hand so she could get a better view. He kept his hand still over the wound not moving an inch for Harley who had her hands on her hips glaring at him "Move your damn hand" she said coldly still glaring at him. "Does this mean we're back together?" He asked quietly so no other squad members would begin to stare again. Harley sighed and grabbed his hand from the wound as he was off guard staring into her eyes.

Deadshot came over to see where Harley had gone and noticed she was sitting on the ground beside The Joker looking at his arm which had a small shiny object wedged in. "Do you need any help?" He asked softly to which he got a rude answer "No beat it shotty!" The Joker had answered for Harley which he got a sharp pain in his arm as she began to twist the metal roughly. He moaned from the pain until it stopped "One more word from you and this goes up your ass" she said and began to look at it again.

Deadshot walked away and back to the others who all began to gather in a circle beside Rick who started counting everyone. "Where's Joker and Harley?" Deadshot pointed to the side of the helicopter where screams were now coming from and shouting "Your supposed to do it gently you fucking idiot!" He shouted through all the pain which ended in even more pain by Harley "Shut up! I'm trying!" Harley eventually took the metal out which surprisingly looked pretty clean, The Joker wasn't one that bled often. "I think that looks pretty good" she said a proud smile on her face as she nodded to the wrapped up arm. The Joker lifted himself from the ground groaning whenever he moved his arm "It certainly doesn't feel pretty good" he mocked her accent which got an earned hit on the arm causing him to gasp and grab his arm once again.

They made their way back to everyone who all began to start small talk again as the couple glared at everyone. An Australian man stepped out from the circle "Hey your that weird clown fella?" He said his accent thick. The Joker, now shirtless looked at the man "So your that weird guy that's always throwing pieces of wood for a living?" He didn't even answer the question but got a giggle from Harley. When he turned his head to her she had silenced her giggling and looked away from his stare. He smiled at her persistence to be angry with him but he knew something that always got her, some good old Joker charm. "Alright follow me we have to check out a street not too far from here"

Ok now this chapter was long 😂 Comment and follow for more chapters! I think this one was hilarious, I'm so bad at writing so sorry for that. I'm trying to make it as close to Jared Leto's Joker as possible so stay tuned!- Posty_Maloney