The squad were making their way back down the stairs of the glass building as The Joker had hijacked the only helicopter left to save them. They were all pretty miserable and it just started to rain so that wasn't helping them right now. "Ok, I got a call. Wallers helicopter was shot down and we have go pick her up." Rick sighed putting the radio back into his pocket. He sat on the bonnet of a crushed police car and rubbed his face with his hands. Deadshot walked up to him, angry and confused. "We just got her from that building! That was the deal! We pick her up and you take 10 years off our sentence." He said taking his mask off and stuffing it in one of his pockets. Flag sighed and said nothing. Captain Boomerang came up to the two and said "Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm gonna get a beer." He said striding into the bar they had stopped outside of. Deadshot and the rest of the gang followed him inside too.
The Joker and Harley
Harley still lay, curled up on The Jokers lap. She was still trying to process that they were free. Free as birds, nothing was stopping them from being together now, not even the bat. Or so she thought....
The helicopter was being piloted by The Jokers right-hand man, Johnny Frost. One of Jokers most trusted and loyal henchman. He was one of the first to join The Joker, even before Harley and has stuck with him until now. He was very experienced in everything, fist fights, guns, flying and driving. It was hard to find a henchman like that nowadays.
A sudden thud made Harley jump in The Joker's arms. He opened his eyes and looked around, as his orbs were still adjusting he received a sharp blow to the jaw causing him to tumble over and fall to the ground. Harley rolled across the floor to the other side of the aircraft, she looked up to see Batman, towering over The Joker who was massaging his jaw on the ground. "Aww Bats! You always have to ruin the fun don't you!" He growled using the wall as support and lifting himself up from the ground. He staggered as the helicopter was rounding a building and threw a punch at Batman. He skilfully ducked to the left and stuck his leg out causing The Joker to trip and crash into the opposite wall. He fell on top of Harley who had just started to climb up. The weight of him on top of her stopped her actions as she tried to push him off. He had blacked out for a split second but was now regaining consciousness and rolled over Harley who gasped for air. When she got her breath back she slowly stood up and leaned against the wall coughing. Batman lunged at her as well grabbing her arm and twisting it behind her back. This forced a high pitched screech to escape her mouth as her arm began to strain.
The Jokers vision was beginning to get clearer so he stood up and saw Batman hurting Harley. Oh that sonova Bitch! He shouted in his head and grabbed the knife from his shoe holding it in his hand. He sent the knife flying into Batman's shoulder, releasing Harley he fell on his knees to the ground and held his hand on the knifes handle. The Joker saw this as a good opportunity to try and restrain Batman. As the bat slowly started to pull the knife from his shoulder The Joker ran over to him and pulled another knife from his other shoe. He held it against his throat and began to walk backwards towards the open air dragging the caped man all the way. As he reached the edge he dug the blade further into Batman, piercing his skin causing blood to start to drip down the knifes blade. "This is your last living breath Bat-Brain! Say your last words!" The Joker shouted through the running propellers and rushing wind. Although The Joker didn't actually want to kill Batman, he didn't want him to know that. So every time they fought he always had to make Bats think he was going to kill him, but only him and Harley knew he would never do that.
"Joker, your going back to Arkham whether you like it or not! So hand yourself in and I'll go easy on you!" Batman said as loud as he could even though the blade was digging into his neck. The Joker burst out laughing and started to wipe away the tears that were forming in his eyes. "Oh Bats you crack me up sometimes! If you haven't noticed, you are the one with the knife to your neck. Not me!" He let out a loud cackle and Harley joined in too. She was seated on one of the benches in the helicopter examining her arm. The Joker pushed Batman closer to the edge with the knife until his feet were almost over the edge. "Bye Bye!" The Joker waved giving Batman one last push and he was gone.
The Joker and Harley both ran over and looked over the edge of the helicopter. All they could see was buildings and smoke, but no Bats. "Haha! Guess Bats can't fly!" The Joker laughed with Harley still looking over the edge "I wonder where he went?" She asked turning around to face The Joker who shrugged and sat back down on one of the seats "He's probably hanging around somewhere, or dead.." He leaned his head back on the wall and closed his eyes, Harley sighed and sat beside him. They both had a few cuts and bruises here and there but the two could still smile and laugh about what just happened.
The Squad
Killer Croc was seated in the corner of the bar drinking a shot of whiskey. Boomerang was at the bar drinking some beer with El Diablo, who was drinking a glass of water. Deadshot was serving drinks behind the counter. He poured himself a shot and held it up "To bad guys!" He said looking at each member. Katana grabbed a shot on the counter and took a sip "I'm not a bad guy.." She said bringing the drink to one of the booths on the edge of the bar. Deadshot raised his glass "She's not a bad guy.." He whispered to the squad getting a few chuckles. El Diablo spoke up "I wonder what the two clowns are up to now?" He asked everyone. Boomerang spoke next "Probably getting their asses kicked by someone.." He chuckled taking another gulp of his drink. Deadshot was just about to say something when Rick entered the bar, followed by no other than Batman. He was limping and badly injured, blood was dripping from his suit and his shoulder had a deep wound (from The Jokers knife). As soon as Deadshot saw the caped vigilante his gun was out and aimed in between his eyes "You stupid bastard! You shouldn't have come here!" He shouted stepping out from behind the counter starting towards Batman. Rick stepped in front of the battered man "Floyd, he's here to help us. Waller needs us and she'll require more than a couple of criminals to rescue her." He retorted. He took out his tablet and smashed it against the counter, disarming all the nano-chips. Boomerang chuckled "That was stupid! Now we're free.." He started making his way to the exit when Rick turned around "We will bring you back to Belle Reve as soon as you walk through those doors, but if you stay and help I promise when we get back I will give you something in return." That got the Australians attention "Anything?" He asked, Rick nodded "Well then in that case, sure why not!" He said taking out a boomerang. The other squad members agreed, all but Lawton. "I ain't working with the guy that brought me here Flag!" He snapped lowering the gun in defeat. "I'll arrange more time for you and your daughter?" He suggested which made Deadshot nod slowly.
El Diablo stepped towards the group "You never told us what happened to you?" He asked looking in Batman's direction. "Let's just say, I ran into the wrong couple.." He said in a gravely voice leaving the bar. Everyone nodded their heads smirking The Clowns...
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