Solangelo Oneshots

uncooperative nico

Wills POV:

I lean over to kiss Nico's cheek.  Next thing I know, I've got a palm smushed up against my lips.

"Awww, Nico.... Just one kiss!" I beg.

Nico shakes his head, blushing.  "Its so embarrassing!" He mutters.

"What?  Me?" I gasp in fake surprise.  I mean, I know I'm embarrassing.  I do it on purpose.

"Yes you."

"You don't like it when I kiss you?" I ask innocently.  Before he can react, I start peppering his face in kisses.

Nico giggles, batting his arms at me.  "Will!  Quit it!"

"Ahh!  You're smiling!" I grin pointing at him.

"No I'm not!" he lies, covering his mouth.

"You don't like when I mess with your hair??" I tease.

"Well, no, I do like it, but that's not-"

"See Nico, I don't know what you're complaining about!  You love me!" I say, ruffling his hair.

Nico bats me away.  "People are staring."

"So?" I ask, shrugging.

"I don't like when people stare at me," Nico says.

"Do you want me to tell them NOT to look at us?" I ask.

"That is completely stupid.  They will totally look if you tell them not to," Nico huffs.

I point at his plate of uneaten food.  "Well, until you finish that food, I'll just be here embarrassing you," I say. 

Nico never eats.  Like, ever.  But as soon as I start caressing his cheek and kissing his nose, Nico starts shoveling food faster than even I am capable of, face blushing red as he does.

"Ohhh Nico you are sooooooo cute!" I say super loudly.  Nico glares at me as he takes a bite of his apple. 

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away," he mutters, thinking I can't hear him.

"Not this doctor!" I smirk, slinging an arm around his shoulder.  "An apple can't stop Dr. Solace."

Nico chucks the apple core at me and I fall backwards as it hits me.  "Alas!  Your apple has wounded me!" I cry. 

I'm actually stuck.  My legs are still on the bench, but the rest of me is dangling off the seat and on the ground.

Nico's head swivels around, a concerned look on his face.  "Oh my gods.... Did I actually hurt you???" he asks, biting his lip.

"Nope!  I'm just fine, Nic!  Just....um... A little stuck!" I laugh. 

"Pity," Nico says as he turns back to his plate.

"Wait!  Aren't you gonna help me up?!" I ask, waving my hands.

"You can't bother me when you're stuck," Nico says, grinning.

Schist.  He's right.  Unless I can just reach up there and-

"FUCKING GODS!" Nico shrieks, swatting at the hand that I tazed him with.  "Don't you ever do that to me again, Solace!"

I grin in satisfaction.  "You said I couldn't bother you from down here, sweetie," I say teasingly.  I walk my fingers back up his side.

"Solace!" Nico shouts, squirming away.  "Stop it!"

"Never!"

Nico looks me in the eye.  "Well I hope you can take what you dish out," he smirks, moving his hand towards my knee, thumb and forefinger outstretched.

"Oh schist...." I mutter, trying to sit up.  I can't.

Nico squeezes the pressure point on my knee and I let out an unnatural squeal.

"Niiiiicoooo!" I wail.  "Cut it out!"

"I don't think so," Nico says, grinning.  He's enjoying himself, I just know it.

"I swear on the river Styx that I will let you eat in peace!  Just please don't do that again!" I beg.

"Hmmmm," Nico muses.  "Alright.  But I hope you learned your lesson, Solace.  Don't mess with Nico diAngelo."

"I will never learn my lesson, babe," I say from the floor.

"Of course not," Nico sighs.  "That's why I love you."