Wha - What is this? Chapter 1? Thats a bit bor-OH Chapter 1 - In the beginning. In the beginning? What homosexual crap is this? The beginning of what?
Its SUSPENSEFUL.
YEAH LIKE TWILIGHT!
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I have had my own comic series and my own fricking game for mutant sake--
BUT NOT A MOVIE
Oh snap you are fu--
I would blow my fucking brains out just to shut you up but I don't have the time. This story is about Aliens invading New York.
Taken by 'The Avengers'.
A Giant planet-eating cosmic entity that sends a silver surfing herald to warn Earth? Thats the one.
FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
I've got it! The end of the world! Caused by a satellite much bigger then Earth that a Skrull ship has left floating through our Solar System that is rapidly setting it's own course towards Earth and the satellite will shoot a giant laser on the Earth and obliterate everything!
Although its the stupidest thing I have ever heard, coming from you it actually makes sense.
LASERS, SKRULL SHIPS, SATELLITES YEAH!!
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Chapter 1 1/2 - In the beginning cont.
Before we start, whats a cont.?
MAYBE ITS SHORT FOR CONSTANTINOPLE?
It means its continued, shit-for-brains.
Lets start the story!
YEAH!
*sigh*
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Deadpool the Story, Book, Novel........????
HumorI know you expect stories to be happy ended and romance.......well screw that! I'm Deadpool, Merc with a mouth? MARVEL anti-hero? No? Well do your research sonny because I am about to tell you a sweet tale of two kitties HA i'm kidding. get ready fo...
