I'll admit, I don't read. At all.
YEAH, HE'S AN IDIOT!
Will you shut up! He is trying to talk to the readers.
READING IS GAY..........
Ahem. As I was saying, I decided to start this story of formally. My name is Wade Wilson, most people including you may know me as Deadpool! The Merc with a mouth! Or the Regenerating Degenerate! Now that all that sappy crap is over--
It's not sappy crap its a good quality reading intro and -
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE PART WITH DEATH, WEAPONS AND BOOBIES!
Shut the fuck up you two before I bust a cap in yo ass.
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For those who don't know. I have a healing factor that I may have gotten from Wolverine. We are practically brothers! I developed cancer so a program called 'Weapon X' offered to cure me. I was a failed mutant experiment so Weapon X flushed me away to be killed. I can't die. I escaped became insane ( I don't believe that) and killed everyone!
YAY!
That was the shittest story I have ever heard.
I GOT TEARY. STILL A BETTER STORY THEN TWILIGHT.
For the second time shut up and get out of my head. Ummmmm......start reading the fricking story.
YOU ARE READING
Deadpool the Story, Book, Novel........????
HumorI know you expect stories to be happy ended and romance.......well screw that! I'm Deadpool, Merc with a mouth? MARVEL anti-hero? No? Well do your research sonny because I am about to tell you a sweet tale of two kitties HA i'm kidding. get ready fo...
