Deadpool the Story, Book, Novel........????

Chapter 4 - You can't swear in this chapter

I have a proposal to make.

Not now. I have a story to tell.

To-bad so I bet you can't swear for this whole chapter.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

You too.

You are so on!...........Ahem.

So everyone in the X-Mansion kinda froze for while. Then I was the first to speak up.

"Soooooo.....Who wants Chimichangas?" I said.

Everyone yelled the same thing.

STRANGE.

Oy vey

YOU KNOW YIDDISH?

Seriously shut up I'm telling a story. They all yelled--

SHUT UP WADE!!! "Listen Wilson, Go to The Avengers and ask for their rocket" Charles said. "I will tell them what happened."

So I take my sorry a--- bottom--

AHAHAHAHAHA HE SAID BOTTOM.

That is quite funny.

Hey your the one who said I couldn't swear. Anyway once I got to The Avengers Mansion I knew I was stuffed because once they would see me I would be flogged. So I gently knocked on the door, Wasp opened up annnddddddd BAM the Hulk threw me across the main hall breaking my back and some other bone I can't pronounce.

YYYYAAAAAYYYYY.

No, bad.

Once I found my arm and my left ankle, I sat down with Ant Man and explained what is happening with this Skrull thing and he said I couldn't take the rocket unless I talked to Stark.

BUT DIDN'T STARK GET ANGRY AT YOU EARLIER?

Yeah so I wasn't fond of this idea but whatever. I waited for half an hour until Iron Man and Captain America got back from the Hellicarrier. Once they got back, I was ready for a fight thinking that they would want to fight me but surprisingly they didn't.

Why?

Apparently Charles told ol' Shell Head about the situation so yay.

GOOD OL' PROFESSOR X.

"So Wade, I heard about your little 'SKRULL INVASION' Story and to be honest, I find it really far fetching, even for you. But I believe you." Said Iron Man. "Yeah but is true because I was-- WAIT. You believe me?" I said. "Well" Said Iron Man, "If the professor says its true, then its probably true". "Remind me not to shoot that old guy when I get back" I said.

ARE YOU GONNA END THE CHAPTER?

No. Why?

I DUNNO?

I am surrounded by idiots.

YEAH, IRON MAN AND BLACK WIDOW AND--

So they directed me to the rocket and I was ready for take-off when--

*BRIING BRIING* "Oh, my Pool-O-Phone!" I said. "..Its Storm.... Aha. Yep. OK. Cool. Yeah got it, bye". "What was that about, Pool of the dead?" Said Thor. "Oh just Storm. She was telling me that she can't get in touch with the Guardians of the Galaxy so I have to go to Quadrant 41/2 because that's where they are, apparently." I said. "So she can't get a hold of them?" Iron Man said. "Yes." said the one and only. "And you have to go to find them." Said Iron Man. "YES!" I yelled. "I guess that's what happens if someone doesn't get their own movie, am I right?" Iron Man said.

Everyone in the room said "OOOHHHHH" loudly.

What a loser.

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THOR AND--

You're still going on about the idiots?

HAWKEYE AND THAT NICK FURY GUY--

YOU. YOU'RE THE IDIOT! NOT THE AVENGERS!!!!

Oh no he didn't!!

BUT BUT OH WHATEVER.

Seriously everyone, shut the fu fu fu fuoisg,a glablga up?!?!?

.........?????

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Ohmygod! This chapter has prevented me from swearing!!!!

Therefore you WIN!!!

YYYYAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

Well because you guys won't shut up--

We take after the best.

I am going to have to end the chapter.

DAMN

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Authors Note 

Hey guys. I am SOOOOOO SORRY I haven't been updating my story. I didn't think anyone was reading it because I thought it was crap so I gave up. But after seeing how many of you are reading it, I decided to bring the Merc with a Mouth back.

Thank you so much for reading this guys, It means a lot to me and--

Seriously dude, You got to shut the fuck up. No one cares about your sappy crap. They just want voilence and comedy. Why else would they read this?

Hmmm good point.