In case of an emergency, call.

06. emergency #2

"Answer me.

It's an emergency!"

"Is your hair stuck in your onsie again?"

"...yes."

"Did you try unzipping it again?"

"...no."

"You are hopeless."

"Listen, don't judge me. This onsie has really taken on the shark persona towards me, okay? It will not stop until it tastes blood."

"Its a onsie."

"Your point?"

"You know, I've always heard you aren't supposed to argue with a crazy person."

"Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore I am not crazy."

"What?"

"I was hoping you'd get that. Guess not! Uncultured swine!"

"Excuse me?"

"Not that one either? Dang, do you not watch movies? Did you have an unhappy childhood? I bet you did. You probably have parents who had no TV in the house. Terrible."

"We had plenty of TV's."

"No movies then? Did you have cable?"

"I've watched plenty of movies!"

"Oh, so you just have bad taste in movies then. Well, that will not do. We'll have to fix that."

"We will not. I have a perfectly fine taste in movies."

"Sure you do. What's your favorite movie?"

"I don't know, probably like, 21 jump street."

"Awful. Have you seen any movies made before the 2000's?"

"Of course."

"Do you remember any of them?"

"Sure I do! I've seen...Uh, I've seen-"

"Give up. You don't know what you are talking about. I'll give you a movie education one of these days. A movicstion. Yeah, that sounds right."

"I am fine, thank you very much."

"Delusional, maybe. But fine? I don't think so."

"Whatever, I'm hanging up."

"Bye!"

"Bye."