"I've been thinking."
"Well, that's never good."
"I'm going to kindly ignore that extremely rude comment and continue. As I was saying, I've been thinking...
This is where you say something."
"Oh my, what have you been think about, dear stranger?"
"That was very theatrical. Since your area code is the same as mine and all, it's possible we know each other. We might even go to the same university."
"Oh god."
"What university do you go to?"
"Williams university."
"Holy shit balls, me too."
"Shit balls?"
"I probably know you. We could be ten feet from each other! Nope, there's no one here."
"Wait, go back. Did you say shit balls?"
"Yes, shit balls. That is what came out of my mouth. Not literally though, that's disgusting. Ew, I've made myself feel sick."
"You are so weird."
"And soon enough, I'll know who you are, and I can change your opinion about me. Crap, I have to go. Lucy is knocking.
...
Say bye to me."
"Bye."
"Hooray! Tah-tah!"
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