Hey yall. SO! My name, on this here fine day, is Jas-oh shit! Guess i gotta keep this identity ordeal a secret cuz i dont beleive in identity theft. Well i guess i will call myself... Gertrude Voice: That will get old quick...
Gertrude: Shut the fuck up dissapproving voice in my head! Just like Jlo, you ain't my mama!
Anyway my dry, thirsty ass has always been a child of the lord. Which apparently don't get you no dick. SO! Just like Martha Stewart i decided to fuck the haters and go do my own thing. So i did... for 12 holy days.
Voice: Bitch you mean unholy with all the shit yo ass has done.
Gertrude: Bitch i swear if u interupt me again yo weave will get snatched.
Voice: I paid $350 for this hair.
Gertrude: Really bitch? That shake'n'go cost you that much?
Voice: BOII!
Gertrude: Well moving on... Yeah i did some shit for Christmas. I was a working woman.
Voice: You mean slut?
Gertrude: Bitch what did i tell you? Anyway check this shit out.
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12 Days A Working Woman
Fiksi UmumA young and innocent real woman, full of outsanding potential, good credit and enough money to buy you sixteen packs of Calvin Klein panties, decides to throw that all away this Christmas, for 12 days, because being as quiet as a nun isn't assisting...
