The Shift Of Brando

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#28:

Having Roy around the store ain't bad.

The dude is chill, funny and understanding.

He also does look like one of the backup dancers from 'Weird' Al's Fat music video...

The dude might be from corporate but he sure knows his way around a restaurant...and it's food of course.

Although I've learned the hard way not to call him a 'bitch.' Literary you can't even call him a bitch jokingly, or else he'll chase you down like a feminist who's been triggered on tumblr.

#29:

After today, I think I should already start booking my stay at a hotel in hell.

Church people just annoy me to a whole new leveland today I lost my patience with these people and I blatantly started yellingout loud the number 666 half-way through our morning rush. 

#30:

Holy shit.

Out of the blue, I just saw a girl literary swallow an entire chicken leg, and when she pulled it out, half of the meat was gone.

My biggest question for that girl is a simple one:

WHAT. DAT. MOUTH. DO?

P.S. Her boyfriend is a lucky guy.   

#31:

This afternoon Jack, Heather, Londrell, and Roy had a meeting to discuss the store moving forward. And for some reason, Reese also took part of meeting, even though he's not a supervisor nor manager. I don't know what the fuck he is to be honest.

Anyways, among the things they talked about, was if they were going to give Rufus another opportunity and rehire him.

Being the clown that I am, I tagged along to their meeting, uninvited, and took some notes:

· "God I hate my life"

· "Why is Reese here? He ain't shit tho"

· "This place is a joke...."

· "Can somebody explain me why this place has an annual convention? Place barely makes any money"

· "Jesus, take the wheel"

· "Why am I still here?"

· "I've just realized that I've been checking out girls that seem barely legal. By god, I'm slowly turning into Pedobear"

· "FUCK, I FORGOT TO CLEAR MY HISTORY AND MY SISTER IS USING MY LAPTOP TODAY...FUCK I'M SO SCREWED"

· "No, seriously why am I still here?"

· "My balls are itchy but I can't scratch them in front of everybody. I'm not gonna pull a Lil J"

· "Just keep sweeping, just keep swimming..."

· "I'm never leaving this place. I have the same chances of leaving this place like the chances of the Cubs finally winning the superbowl or whatever. Hell, I probably have a better chance of finding a new job, than Trump winning the presidency. Like that's ever going to happen..."