The Shift Of Brando

Extra: Where Are They Now?

JORGE: After working for a local bank, Jorge now finds himself working at a church. He now goes by the name, Pastor Hehsoos. He landed himself in hot water after asking people is they knew the number rule when having gay sex. 

SENORITA: Still working for corporate, Senorita browses tumblr for hours, constantly being triggered when asked about her gender. By the way, as of last month she identifies herself as an Apache Optimus Prime Toaster.

MIKE: Ditching his manager position after so many years, Mike now tours the country with bands like Linkin Park, Nickelback and One Direction.

ALEXIS: Now married to her husband, Alexis sits comfortably at home. Although it is rumored that she's mad at Jack because apparently he hired a new cashier that looks like her and he even nicknamed 'Alexis 2.0.'

RUBEN: I tried looking up info on this guy, but I can't find a trace on him. The only thing I found is his facebook account, with a bio reading: "I'll be there in 5 minutes bro, don't you worry bro. I'm down the street bro."

ANNETTE: Due to old age, Annette quit her five star sushi job and has decided to do a job more suitable for her age. She now does mature porn videos.

LIL J: Being a spoiled child like he's always been, Lil J dropped out of high school in favor of a career in white people rap. He now tours with trash rappers like Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Jon, Lil Flippy Flop and Lil Shitty.

REESE: Still working under the corporate umbrella, Reese has now taken it upon himself to give his 150% at a dead end job. His greatest accomplishment to him is the fact that he's now Assistant to the Regional Marketing Manager of CC.

ROBERT ENDERSON: The former owner of Cardboard Chicken, now owns a taco shop down in downtown Plano, Texas. He has vowed that he'll one day again own CC and take revenge against Corporate. His dream is to be supreme ruler of the CC franchise.

ANGELO: To this day, Angelo still finds himself as a dishwasher at CC. It is said that he has now also taken a love interest on Charlie. And he still can't hear for shit.

MARCOS: Despite being rehired by CC a couple months back, he was again fired for not showing up on time. He then claimed to support Donald Trump, and he even went to one of his rallies. Minutes after only arriving to the event, he was deported.     

PETE: A mere three weeks were enough for the new store manager of the Plano location to quit. He only lasted three weeks. DAMN.

WOLFE: Graduating from high school, Wolfe has landed a job as a Mr. Burns impersonator. He still hasn't hit puberty although.

JACK: Despite being guaranteed 'change' by CC corporate since 2000 B.C., Jack left the food service industry. The last anybody has seen of him was when he appeared on 'To Catch A Predator.'

GUSTAVO: Currently the head honcho of the CC franchise, he has yet to fix the A/C at the Plano location despite repair services being $200 or less. He will also launch a reality TV show called: The Cardboard Apprentice.

HERIBERTO: After Donald Trump was elected, Heriberto returned back to Mexico since he was described as a 'bad hombre.' It is rumored that before he left, he confirmed that he was the Zodiac Killer.

JOEY KROMEANS: After leaving CC, Joey dropped a lot of weight and is now a professional wrestler. He goes by the name of Husky Harris.

DAVID: Despite being unemployed for almost two years now, David has gotten a total of ten girls pregnant. He is scheduled to appear on Maury...for the twentieth time this year.

WALTER: Life has turned around for Walter after his departure from CC. He claims that he was given help after his many facebook rants. He has also committed to a life of bicycling, and he has won the Tour of France twice....in his dreams of course.

DIAMOND: Being old to continue being a stripper and having a saggy booty, Diamond has now retired from the exotic dancing. She is now an escort for the blind. May god have mercy on those poor souls.

MANNY: Being the little bitch that he has always been, Manny to this day is still complaining about the death threats that he gets on a daily basis. Even a single hello will trigger this man.

HEATHER: Totally forgot about her. She wasn't an important character anyways. She's basic. 

CHARLIE & LONDRELL: Now officially a couple, they have now become a symbol for the LGBT community. Unfortunately, Charlie has now required anal surgery more than once.

CHARLES: It has been three months since Charles left CC. His real estate company did pick up and under Mr. Trump's presidency, he has been named the next Secretary of State.

ROY: Another corporate employee, Roy now faces the challenges of having a brand new store and being overweight. Unfortunately for him, his constant fake humping landed him a one-on-one conversation with HR.

LEO: Having left CC to open his car wash, Leo has found success. Unfortunately, he was robbed the ownership of his own car wash and now finds himself being successful at cleaning cars.

RUFUS: Being a fuck boy didn't play in favor of Rufus. Being kicked out by family and left on his own, Rufus was arrested for selling drugs. He is now in jail.

GEO: Using his disabilities in his favor, Geo is now being trained for a supervisor position at CC. The end is near ladies and gentlemen.

NUSSAT: To this day, Nussat still claims that is she being followed around by gang members. The police, the FBI, and even the A-Team have been given the assignment of tracking down the supposed gang members but neither of the three group found evidence to support her claim.

ERICK: With so much experience and professions under his belt, Erick has now left the comfort of CC and is now the mascot of Dos Equis. He goes by the nickname of 'the most boring man alive, ever.'