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Q: You try to open a secret door, but alohomora doesn't work. There is not a broomstick, a whole loads of keys and a key with a broken wing around. What do you do?
A. Summon an underling to blast it down B. Shrug and turn around C. Try to blast it away but end up setting myself on fire D. Ask Peeves to slip underneath to tell me what's behind it Answer: I will do C, knowing me, but once I am put out I will do D.
