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So my under eight year old cousins came over today.
They asked to watch Harry Potter.
I said they could.
They said to they were only allowed to watch the first Harry Potter.
They said their mum didn't let them watch 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and the part two of 7.
One of them said they saw a scene of their dad watching it, they said it was the fighting scene and it was really scary so the ran away and screamed.
I agreed and said "Yes, the second one is called 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets'. It is very scary, to scary in fact it PETRIFIED me!"
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The second one is where Ron eats slugs, Colin Creevy's camera breaks, and a statue of Hermione is made. When Hermione was petrified she couldn't keep her eyes open long enough. That's also the one where Harry learns about Parseltone.
