Eddsworld [One-Shots]

(Like pickles in a jam jar) Tord x Nobody

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Picc by: harriotloverchicken on DeviantArt

He b creepin'

Also Im drunk and tired and giving this 3% effort

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Tord sighed to himself. He was loneli. He spent the day looking at his browser history and found... something.

He looked at the monitor in thought... what if...

Tord ran outside to the local bar n found some hot goils.

"Heyyyyou." He said to them. "I liek yu."

"Skru yu fatass." She said.

"Ohk." He looked down in defeat.

"Tord moved aroun some moar.

He moaned.
"Why can't I get a gf?"

Then the heavens came down from above n said some wisdom.
"Cuz ur gay."

"Nnoooooooooo" Boi I sure hope some1 loves me"

"Ohk" heaven agreed.

Tord walkd some moar. "Boiohboi."

Then Edd came down an he was like:
"Wagwan Tord... You my OG, so I'mma tell you straight (Lulul get it bc he'snot straight? XDD) YOu be destined to b alone."

Noooooooo" Tord wept manly tears.
He ran home again.

"Even me own fam know I can't get me a sweet bredren fer meself."

Then jesus

"Christ man, dat b jesus?"

"Wagwan brudda"

"Nagwan Jesus"

"Imma get you a bf fer yerself."

"Oh cool"

Then Edd

"AY, AY. WHta be the meanin' of this?" He replie

"You got yerself a guy for yerself."
Jesus did a vanish

"What ar bumbaclaat..."

3 w3eks latr Tord married no1 and had 7000000 pygmies together

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Got a few things to end on here
1. Actually TordEdd. If you squint
2. I just wanted to end this at bumbaclaat
3. Don't sue my ass, I own nothing and just want to get this over with

...9. I be getting these stories out left right and centre stop me before I collapse...

EDIT: Help, I can't change the pic?