Eddsworld [One-Shots]

(Tord x Reader) Just a talk

Requested by Americancitizenoflol
(Sorry this took so long, irl things just came up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Hope you enjoy and I'm sorry if it's not what you expected ;O;
(Small warning, there will be some swears, so please keep that in mind)

Pic by Princeofmints
Sorry, his art is amazing tho :'3
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You were walking home, feeling like the worst, when you spotted a local bar. You just sighed and walked in.
After ordering a few vodkas(whiskey, etc) for yourself, you began to become a little bit tipsy.

A while later, you were resting your head on the counter and dozing off. A man, in about his early-mid 20s sat down next to you, he wore a red hoodie and his brunette hair looked like it was slicked upwards into devil horns.

"Just a usual..." He said, whilst lighting a cigar.

"Sir, you can't smoke in here." The bartender said, cleaning a shot glass

The man groaned slightly and threw his cigar away. He knew he couldn't smoke, he just didn't care. He rested his head in the palm of his hand and waited. Whilst waiting for his drink he glanced over at you, your head was still on the table.

"What's their problem?" The man said to the bartender.

"I don't know sir. I guess they must've had a bad day."

"Hey, you!" He said while shaking you.

You woke up, startled. "What do you think you're doing!?"

"Oh, I'm sorry sleeping beauty." He rolled his eyes.

The man had a deep Nordic accent that really complimented his douchebaggery

You mumbled to yourself, you were annoyed since you had finally managed to escape your reality; even if for a short time.

"So, what's eating you, hun?"

"As if you'd like to know."

"Why do ya think I'm asking?"

You sighed and looked down at the counter in front of you. "My boyfriend... He dumped me..."

"Why? I'm sure you're a... nice person?"

"Thanks for your attempt at the compliment thingy, but it's sorta personal."

"I'm sure I can handle it. I tell you a secret, you tell me why he broke up, how about that?"

You nodded.

"Alright so..." He looked up at the ceiling in thought. "I had a girlfriend and she was really pissin' me off. She's like one of those prissy little flowers who acts likes she's above everyone. So I..." He looked down at you. "Y'know, this secret might be a bit violent..."

"No. I wanna hear this." You said with a monotonous look on your face.

The man shrugged and carried on. "So, I pulled a gun on her. I didn't pull the trigger or anything like that, I don't even think there was anything inside. It was just to scare her a bit, sure enough it worked. In fact, she got a restraining order on me and we broke up. I don't care though, she was a bitch anyway..."

"Wait, you have guns??"

"Yep, my old man gave em' to me... of course I got some of them myself but I guess it's sort of like something to remember him by. He loved hunting in the Norwegian forests."

"So you're from Norway? I thought you came from Russia or something, that would explain the guns a bit more."

"Russia and Norway are two completely different countries! Why can't anyone get it right? Anyway, you still need to tell me about your dick of an ex-boyfriend."